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Orange Overlord “thinking of” a 2026 Republican convention

“The Republican Party is doing really well. Millions of people have joined us in our quest to MAKE AMERICA, GREAT AGAIN. We won every aspect of the Presidential Election and, based on the great success we are having, are poised to WIN BIG IN THE MIDTERMS. We have raised far more money than the Democrats, and are having a great time fixing all of the Country Destroying mistakes made by the Biden Administration, and watching the USA heal and prosper. The results are incredible, a record pace!!! In that light, I am thinking of recommending a National Convention to the Republican Party, just prior to the Midterms. It has never been done before. STAY TUNED!!! DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday without so much as a hint to what the hell he actually means when he posted this shit.

What would this “National Convention” do that CPAC and all the other fan-cons don’t already? Is he trying to set the 2028 GOP ticket two years early? When will this fat fuck just stroke out?

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