“People are saying that Thomas Massie became a Liberal because his new wife, blessed be their marriage, is supposedly a Radical Left ‘flamethrower.’ This new union all went so fast that maybe he didn’t know what he was getting into but, nevertheless, he is an absolutely terrible and unreliable ‘Republican’ – Perhaps a RINO, or maybe even worse!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, finally bringing back a long-lost hit from his earlier 2017 to 2020 catalog of bullshit lies. The good old unspecified “people” were such a tried and true out for him to act like some shit that he made up was somehow a widely-held opinion, like he’s lacking the requisite self-confidence.

“Ed Gallrein, a Farmer and War Hero, is running against Massie. He is a HIGH QUALITY individual, and there is no Candidate for Congress that could be better. He is running because he realizes Thomas Massie has been totally disloyal to the President of the United States, and the Republican Party. He never votes for us, he always goes with the Democrats. Thomas Massie is a Complete and Total Disaster, we must make sure he loses, BIG!” Trump continued and lol, Massie’s voting record was, by Heritage Nazis’ rankings, more conservative than Mike Johnson’s during the last Congress.

All the rest of this shit was a lie – like how the fuck does he know if Masseie’s wife is a “Radical Left flamethrower”? – all of it the product of deeply addled brain that also today decided it would be smart to suggest that the federal government take over voting in 15 states and claim that he’s seen the Somalis in Minnesota driving around in Mercedes-Benzes everywhere they go.