Marine Expeditionary unit headed to Middle East

Secretary of Date Rape Pete Hegseth on Friday ordered US Marine command to move 2,500 troops from Japan to the Middle East in preparation for something, the Wall Street Journal reports.

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Marine Expeditionary unit headed to Middle East

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Reptilian humanoid seems to want to tell CNN to secure Hormuz

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