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Random thoughts Friday, Volume IC

  • How bad is it for Trump? Lawyers so morally bankrupt they would work for Donald Trump wouldn’t attest his statements to federal officials were true.  They knew he lied, and have practically told a court so.
  • Kyrsten Sinema moving to become an independent proves one thing:  she’s secured someone to finance her 2024 run.  Supposition:  Peter Thiel has a new lapdog.
  • If the NY Times can spend a million for a game, they can afford to give their editorial staff better wages.  NatZero stands with the Guild.
  • Liberals:  “Don’t mock Ted Cruz’s daughter.”  Conservatives:  “Underwear and a hammer is a Paul Pelosi Halloween costume.”  Liberals win humanity.
  • In the midst of the Christmas season, so-called “christian” conservatives want to deport all migrants without realizing that Jesus Himself became an undocumented immigrant, fleeing His homeland because His life was threatened by the corrupt government of His homeland.  If they had their way, Jesus would have been sent back to become one of the Holy Innocents.
  • With Monday’s conviction, the Trump Organization is officially an organized criminal organization, with Don the Boss.
  • With the new Congress, the GOP will double the number of African-Americans in its House caucus.  The bad news:  the number of Black Republicans in the House could have a caucus meeting in a Ford Escort.
  • Tucker Carlson’s favorite holiday movie?  Why, “White Christmas,” of course.  (In reality, Tucker prefers the “Holiday Inn” pre-make of “White Christmas,” with its original minstrel routine, in blackface.)
  • Herschel Walker exemplifies what Republicans, and Donald Trump specifically, think the role of Black Americans is in the GOP.  They don’t want anyone who would assert any policy; they simply wanted a puppet of the Establishment.  
  • Brittney Griner was dumb to have cannabis oil in Russia, where it is illegal.  That said, she was clearly targeted for harsh punishment because she was a high profile lesbian, Black American female.  
  • Trump’s cabal is very upset Biden didn’t secure the release of a man captured in Russia during Trump’s presidency.  That’s Trump privilege:  unjust outrage.
  • It’s going to be fun watching MTG, Boebert and the other power-drunk sophomore Republican House members destroy order in the House because they don’t know how things must be managed to pass.  They will destroy McCarthy politically, mentally and physically.  
  • Republicans’ campaign strategy is to tell voters what they should be angry about instead of addressing the real concerns of voters, and they wonder why voters abandoned them in swing states.
  • Two methods of eating shelled peanuts:  picking individual ones out to nibble on, or chipmunking a handful in your cheeks as you chew.  I am a chipmunk.
  • My biggest gripe for virtually every news site and app:  most don’t feature–or allow a user to find easily–the latest stories they’ve posted, meaning you can’t find the latest news.  AP News does a good job, but really no one else does.  (And no, TheShill isn’t a news site.) 
  • Most used phone apps of 2022:  Slack (partially thanks to Spartan), SiriusXM, Wordscapes, and the New York Times.  (Sorry, Guild.)  And yes, I do Wordle, and yes, I broke my streak for the Guild.
  • Nena’s one hit was perhaps the most power protest song of the 1980s.  It was international, it was powerful, and it captured the feeling of Europe as it feared war.

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