"I really don't care. Do you?" jacket model shows mild COVID symptoms

Third First Lady Melania Trump has announced that she’s experiencing mild COVID symptoms after testing positive for the coronavirus last night, CNN reports.

Thank you for the love you are sending our way. I have mild symptoms but overall feeling good. I am looking forward to a speedy recovery.

— Melania Trump 45 Archived (@FLOTUS45) October 2, 2020

Texas Republicans seem to know something the rest of us don’t

Nancy Mace has an affliction alright

Congress gets Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower complaint

Ohio DA not sure if woman was trying to murder her husband, her boyfriend, or both when she shot some other guy eight times

USA Today adds disclaimer to top of live Trump video, lol

Regime lawyer asks Minnesota judge to jail her so she can sleep

WATCH LIVE: Dems hold hearing on ICE brutality

Trump rages at Leonard Leo for bragging about rigging judicial system, lamely jokes about Ilhan Omar getting killed by US troops

Well since it “looks fraudulent,” sure

Peoria officials battle to end scourge of Par-a-Dice Casino

Report: Pete Hegseth watched a YouTube video about USS Maine

Judge Box-o-Wine records statement at (figurative) gunpoint

Shin Bet chief’s brother arrested for trafficking cigs into Gaza

NASA’s Artemis lunar fly-by delayed to March

Markwayne wants to brick entire air transport system over ICE

Orange Karen urges the NYT’s manager to address complaint

Kathy Hochul 54 – Bruce Blakeman 28 in New York gov race: poll

Still early, but MAGA media already leaving out child porn part

Judge halts end of Haitian refugee TPS

Clintons surrender to the unstoppable force that is James Comer

WATCH LIVE: Deeply unhappy old man complains bitterly

BREAKING: “People are saying” makes its YUGE comeback!!!

Bondi orders daily Trump revenge prosecution strategy sessions

Judge orders DHS to allow Congress unlimited access to gulags

Don Lemon’s arrest for “invading” church in Minnesota a huge win for Republican primary voters in Georgia: MAGA Senate candidate

Suburban Minneapolis schools closed due to “credible threat”

Nancy Mace had staff rig her hottest congresswomen Reddit rank

Texas MAGA Congressman Pete Sessions says mild ice storm caused Republican’s 15 percent special election loss six days later

German court hits Fourth Reich zoomer with exorbitant fines

Top appellate judge spikes Bondi’s stupid Boasberg complaint

Fox News weatherman oddly enthusiastic about Punxsutawney

Demted old loser whines about Grammys

RFK Jr halts all intake at Texas ICE gulag

Todd annoyed at focus on Trump in Epstein files: Live updates

Coast Guard calls off search for missing Massachusetts fishermen

“The dynamics of a special election are fundamentally different”

Flagrantly Insufficient

Nothing Burger, 3410 Chimney Rock Road, Houston, TX 77057

Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013

Massachusetts detective closes in on vape shop burglary crew

Not-Movie Night Friday: The Loss of the El Faro

Trump effort to promote Melania “documentary” pretty half-assed

Pennsylvania cops cancel white blue collar pedophile during raid

Regime already pulled doc of oral rape accusation against Trump

Must’ve been some good ketamine on Epstein Island

Big Melania documentation debuts on Friday

Todd Blanche turns his Epstein homework in 42 days late

Republican candidate concedes Nebraska 2nd District election

No answer yet from Trump’s other top cueball-headed minion

Judge blocks Mangione from facing death penalty