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MAGA crowdfunders close in on 0.1 percent of Trump judgment

At $291,043 raised as of 3:43 PM EDT on Sunday, “militant Scientologists” Trump fans Elena and Grant Cardone have reached 0.081983943 percent of the $355 million goal of their “Stand with Trump” GoFundMe, meant to cover the judgment imposed by a New York City court for the fat former president’s years of outright fraud in running his corrupt business empire, putting them just shy of the all too-important 0.1 percent milestone after just two days of the campaign.

“The recent legal battles he faces are not just an attack on him, but an attack on the very ideals of fairness and due process that every American deserves. It’s a moment that calls into question the balance of justice and the application of law, disproportionately aimed at silencing a voice that has been at the forefront of advocating for American strength, prosperity, and security,” Elena Cardone wrote in the description on the fundraiser, which at this rate will meet its goal on or about November 9th, 2030… Oh wait… Fuck, the Cardones weren’t calculating for the 9 percent interest.

Which means they should’ve set it at $450 million and puts the current haul at 0.0646762 percent of the penalty to Trump. So at this rate it’d take them until about July 13, 2032 to pay it off.

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