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Violent anarchy in Haiti like Viagra for MAGA white nationalists

“Hundreds of thousands of people are pouring into our Country from Haiti. They are headed to Florida. But don’t worry, Crooked Joe Biden has everything totally under control. MAGA!” wrote fat former President Trump on Truth Social on Thursday. He was a little late to the game as his worshippers have over the last few days put the pedal to the metal in their “panic” over a likely influx of refugees from the dysfunctional Caribbean nation’s accelerating collapse into anarchy as criminal gangs have effectively seized control of the capital Port-au-Prince. “Panic” in quotations because they are not actually panicking, at all. They’re thrilled beyond imagination that desperate, impoverished Black migrants will invade our shores and they can blame it on Biden.

Someone change our minds here. Tell us why this is actually more of a legitimate problem than a political opportunity for Trump and the Republicans. We’re open to attempts at persuasion that Trump threatening to bomb refugee boats and then not doing it is more effective policy than whatever the Biden Administration ends up doing to try to manage it. Step on up.

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