Big win for President Trump. https://t.co/UIFZ9V7Hm8
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 7, 2024
We don’t need to tell you that tweeting this instead of “This delay is a travesty! Utterly inexcusable that President Trump won’t be able to prove his innocence to a jury before the election” is an extremely pure distillation of how MAGAmericans feel about the justice system these days. You already knew that. What we will say however is that Jim Jordan is kind of a pussy for calling it simply a “Big win” and leaving it at that rather than posting “ROFLMAO! Suck it libs! This was the case that was probably going to nail Trump to the wall faster than any of the other ones if Jack Smith just landed a competent judge with a modicum of integrity! Go scream at the sky losers!” Maybe that everyone on both sides saw this coming like nine months ago took his edge off a bit, but still, there’s a reason why the MAGA hardcore think Gymbo is a limp dick who reliably implodes upon contact with adversity despite constantly talking a big game – and not talking a big game here is part of it.