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Now, my story begins in Nineteen-Dickety-Nine…

6 hours ago

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Herschel Walker named Ambassador to Bahamas

7 hours ago

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Maine truck driver cited for unsecured cows

8 hours ago

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McCaul feels like “drones” are coming from China, cites no evidence

10 hours ago

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QAdulteress vows to take matters into her own paws

12 hours ago

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Luigi Mangione indicted for First Degree Murder in Manhattan

13 hours ago

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Too soon, or she can’t talk about it because Christian school, or something that makes it not okay for Kamala Harris to say this

14 hours ago

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Team Orange now claiming “juror misconduct” in Manhattan trial

15 hours ago

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Patriot Front banner removed from building set for demolition

15 hours ago

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Beta GOP Congressman stutters semi-angrily at Mike Johnson

16 hours ago

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Biden backs ban on stock trades for members of Congress

17 hours ago

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Sherrod Brown says he’s delivering last speech of “this session”

17 hours ago

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These aren’t the drones you’re looking for

18 hours ago

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House GOP releases final report on investigation of Jan 6th Select Committee investigation, recommends Liz Cheney face charges

19 hours ago

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Orange Warlord sues Ann Selzer, Des Moines Register over poll

20 hours ago

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Why you shouldn’t try to shoot down a bear

20 hours ago

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Ukrainians cancel top Russian general in Moscow

21 hours ago

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Look who still isn’t in prison yet

1 day ago

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California man gets 41 months for running 14th Amendment hotel

1 day ago

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Merchan tosses Trump immunity claim

1 day ago

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Gerry Connolly beats AOC for top Oversight spot

1 day ago

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More than a third of Americans don’t have a favorite dinosaur: poll

2 days ago

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MAGA Land now says paying more for shit is a patriotic virtue

2 days ago

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Trudeau thinking about resigning: report

2 days ago

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Jared Moskowitz considering taking FEMA job in Trump Admin

2 days ago

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Shooter dead, multiple injured at Christian school in Wisconsin

2 days ago

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Orange Caesar calls Xi “an amazing guy”

2 days ago

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British researchers say it’s certainly possible Bronze Age cannibal massacre was more “ritualistic” than full-on feast of human flesh

2 days ago

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German government collapses

2 days ago

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Freedom Caucasian warns ChiComs could be sending the drones

2 days ago

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News from the Great Dismal Swamp fittingly depressing and murky

2 days ago

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“Why you shouldn’t try to shoot down a suspected drone”

2 days ago

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Mayotte cyclone death toll could be in the thousands

2 days ago

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UK approves sale of entire postal service to Czech billionaire

2 days ago

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Steve Bannon says Donald needs to run again in 2028

2 days ago

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California DMV recalls “LOLOCT7” plate for obvious reasons

2 days ago

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“Nobody’s putting you on a bus unless they get by me”

3 days ago

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Israelis appeal ICC arrest warrants

3 days ago

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Kamala Harris thinking about a total Nixon move

3 days ago

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Get it? Chris Christie is fat and he eats a lot of McDonald’s! Haha!

4 days ago

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Mad spending spree as Americans stockpile before tariffs kick in

4 days ago

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Orange God Emperor looking at privatizing USPS: report

4 days ago

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South Korean president impeached

4 days ago

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCIV

4 days ago

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Judge orders Trump to sit for deposition in ABC News lawsuit

4 days ago

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Orange Ayatollah declares jihad on Daylight Saving Time

5 days ago

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Nursing home sweethearts tie the knot

5 days ago

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Florida woman arrested for saying “Delay, deny, depose – you people are next” to Blue Cross-Blue Shield agent after claim denial

5 days ago

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Nancy Pelosi wounded in action near site of major Nazi attack

5 days ago

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CREW finds trademark application for Trump Tower in Mexico

5 days ago

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