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“My team is building a BRAND NEW Trump Force One” said a Trump spam email just as news broke of Saturday plane trouble

A Trump fundraising email sent to National Zero on Wednesday at 3:29 PM EST (promptly flagged as spam by Gmail) said “Do you remember Trump Force One? Before becoming the greatest President of all time, I traveled the Country in my plane, known as Trump Force One. I have a very important update on my plane, but I need to trust that you won’t share it with anyone: my team is building a BRAND NEW Trump Force One. The construction of this plane has been under wraps – not even the fake news media knows about it – and I can’t wait to unveil it for everyone to see”

This was 58 minutes after we had reported that last Saturday the plane on which Trump was traveling in from New Orleans back home in Florida suffered an engine loss and was forced to make an emergency landing. Trump then had to borrow a Republican donor’s plane to head back home.

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