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After four years of online backlash and controversy, Disney's anticipated live-action "Snow White" remake, starring Rachel Zegler, hits theaters on March 21, 2025. https://t.co/HWr4caNdvI

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) March 7, 2025

A SpaceX rocket went all Cybertruck after a launch on Thursday, bursting into flames and sending debris plummeting all over the Gulf of Cuba about 90 miles into the sky from liftoff, the AP reports.

It’s second such Musk-up in as many launches, the previous one showering Turks and Caicos with wreckage in January. Fortunately no one was injured in either Cybertrucking of a SpaceX mission.

Dem Senators Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, Richard Blumenthal, Adam Schiff and Chris Van Hollen have sent Attorney General Pam Bondi a letter asking whether Ketamine Brain is using his post as a “special government employee” or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself to pressure advertisers who ghosted on Twitter after his white nationalist heel turn, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The letter, which warns “The apparent attempt to strong-arm the government to advance his business dealings could violate federal ethics laws and, depending on the specific facts, the federal extortion statute,” hasn’t been made public yet, and probably went into the shredder judging by the DOJ’s response to the Journal. “At President Trump’s direction, Elon Musk and DOGE are saving historic amounts of taxpayer money from being spent on unserious bureaucratic pet projects – it comes as no surprise that Democrats are upset with him,” they wrote rather than addressing the accusations that Musk extorted Amazon, Apple, Verizon, and other brands into buying ads again.

“Secretary of State Marco Rubio is launching an AI-fueled ‘Catch and Revoke’ effort to cancel the visas of foreign nationals who appear to support Hamas or other designated terror groups,” Axios reports. Copied and pasted that verbatim as to not mince words about what the plan is.

So much about the new Trump reich is like a pretty lazy satire of dystopian fiction and this is the purest example yet. Like if they could get away with doing this to American citizens and throw them in prison they would, but since student visas are one of the very few situations in which the regime has unilateral and sole authority they’re literally going to use fucking AI to police their speech.

A lawsuit filed Thursday by Ward Brehm, the CEO of the US African Development Foundation, alleges that Trump minion Pete Marocco, the DOGE dickhead in charge of fucking up foreign aid, tried and failed to force his way into the building on Wednesday afternoon and gave up after his threats to have Secret Service and US Marshalls arrest the staff failed to materialize.

“Yesterday, Wednesday, March 5, DOGE staff and Marocco attempted to access USADF’s offices. Plaintiff Brehm had told them that he was President of USADF and that he had instructed staff to not allow Defendants access as they had no legal authority. Undeterred, Marocco and DOGE threatened a security guard with a lawsuit and told the building’s property manager that they would bring in US Marshals and the Secret Service unless they were given access to USADF. Their threats were unsuccessful,” says the complaint. This incident was apparently after Marocco had been noncommittal with members of Congress over whether the Trump regime would abide by the Supreme Court’s ruling ordering the administration to pay out $2 billion in USAID contracts.

Evidently having run out of easily attainable migrants with criminal records and with few other options to bump up the numbers, the Trump Regime has now commanded ICE to go after families of migrants with minor children, NBC News reports on some treacherous road ahead for Team Orange.

It’s one thing scooping up this or that asshole with a criminal record and packing them onto a cattle plane. Or quietly abducting some poor schmuck tricked into an appointment with INS. Rounding up entire families with children under 12 years old is going to look ugly. Very ugly.

Just shut up libs! Stop asking questions about all these federal employees getting fired whether or not they deserved it because they never actually had a right to that job. So stop trying to make a bigger deal out of this than it already is. They didn’t have the right to their job. End of story.

Walmart has been asking some of its Chinese suppliers for a 10 percent break to offset the tariffs convicted felon President Trump’s regime has imposed on trans-Pacific trade, Bloomberg reports.

Few of the suppliers, mostly in kitchenware and clothing, have signaled a willingness to work with Walmart – as they should. If anything the response should be like “Lol, get fucked. Your stupid white trash customers elected that fat piece of shit and you guys probably donated to him too. Not our fucking problem if Trailer Park Trick Tina and Cletus McParole Violation can’t afford to pay an extra 10 percent on an $8 Jason Aldean t-shirt or ‘Jesus Saves’ crop top. Get the fuck out of here.”

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime has backed down from plans for the fat fuck to sign an order abolishing the US Department of Education on Thursday afternoon – something that it almost certainly going to be impossible to do by executive fiat anyway – due to concerns over public blowback and, per ABC News, the “lack of messaging in place ahead of the rollout,” of the order.

Reich officials were unprepared to answer questions about things like the end of school lunch programs and other streams of federal support to local districts nationwide. Which is funny because they obviously don’t give a fuck about other unpopular actions yet this was somehow a red line.

The funniest part here is that House Majority Whip Tom Emmer first admitted outright that yeah, this trade war bullshit is going to hurt Americans economically, but then trotted out his new line – that it won’t hurt the Orange God Emperor’s popularity politically, lol. Guess technically he’s not wrong because it (ostensibly) doesn’t really matter to Trump personally. The GOP? Different story.

“After speaking with President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico, I have agreed that Mexico will not be required to pay Tariffs on anything that falls under the USMCA Agreement. This Agreement is until April 2nd. I did this as an accommodation, and out of respect for, President Sheinbaum. Our relationship has been a very good one, and we are working hard, together, on the Border, both in terms of stopping Illegal Aliens from entering the United States and, likewise, stopping Fentanyl.”

“Thank you to President Sheinbaum for your hard work and cooperation!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, moving his own goalpost quite easily once again.

Maybe he should just give up this whole “trade war” thing if he isn’t committed to it.

“Today, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA-14) introduced the English Language Unity Act of 2025, legislation that establishes English as the official language of the United States, endorsed by President Trump and co-led by Rep Josh Brecheen (OK-2). This bill ensures that all official government functions are conducted in English and reinforces a uniform English language requirement for naturalization. This bill will codify President Trump’s Executive Order designating English as the official language of the United States,” says Sporkfoot’s office in a press release that decries how “For generations, America has welcomed individuals from all over the world. But in recent years, our country has lost its identity because our government has failed to require new citizens to assimilate,” thus the bill would require “individuals applying for US citizenship demonstrate the ability to read and understand key founding documents such as the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution,” like that doesn’t just basically describe the citizenship test.

Absent from the press release is any mention of the real reason for this bill: That convicted felon President Trump’s stupid executive order “Designating English as the Official Language of The United States” from last week didn’t actually do that to any binding effect, thus requiring Greene and her dipshit co-sponsors to pretend to legislate in between their appearances on right wing media.

In a legitimately “I don’t give a fuck” move, Dem Texas Congressman Al Green on Thursday voted “present” on the resolution to censure him for loudly interrupting convicted felon President Trump’s stupid speech on Tuesday night, the Wall Street Journal’s Olivia Beavers reports.

At least 10 Dems voted yes on the censure for some fucking reason. One more voted present, for a total of 224 to 198 to 2. Green stood defiantly in the well of the House after the censure passed.

HOLY SHIT! A military veteran who voted for former Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election before getting laid off from his job at the VA was quoted in an AP article about former service members being fucked over by the Trump Regime printed on Thursday.

Harris voter James Stancil, a 62-year-old Army vet who was fired last month from his job as a supply tech at a VA hospital in Milwaukee, told the AP getting canned felt like he’d been shot and dumped out of a helicopter. “And you just free fall and hit the ground – that’s it. I’m not dead weight. You’re tossing off the wrong stuff,” said Stancil, who incredibly did not do it to himself.

The very brief inversion of the genre lasted approximately three paragraphs. Stancil was the only one of five veterans fired from the VA identified in the article as a Harris voter. Two were Trump voters, one did not vote, and one other either did not tell the AP or they didn’t print it.

“I think a lot of other veterans voted the same way, and we have been betrayed,” said Trump voter Nate Hooven, who was fired from a Virginia clinic for veterans. “I feel like my life and the lives of so many like me, so many that have sacrificed so much for this country, are being destroyed. I’ve been blindsided. My life has been completely upended with zero chance to prepare. I was fired without notice, unjustly, based on a lie that I’m a subpar, poor performer at my job.” Other Trump voter Matthew Sims, who just moved his wife and three kids from Texas to Virginia to take a job at another VA clinic said he supports “downsizing, but it’s just the way they’re going about doing it. It’s like the chainsaw approach, I guess, versus the surgical approach that they should be doing.”

“It was blindsiding, because he said he wanted to make the country great again… but this is not making it great again,” said Michigan non-voter Cynthia Williams, canned from her VA dispatcher job.

Stephen A. Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Having No 'National Voice': 'I Did Not Ask For This, I Don't Want This' https://t.co/O8ez7DrNPw

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) March 6, 2025

“Uhnnnn… Oh my… Uhnnnn yes! Oh mmmmmummmhmmm! UHNNNNNN! Mmmmm… Oh yes, Steven A Smi- uhnnnnn Oh my Gooooood- Mmmmhmmm uhn He’s flirting with a presidential ru- MMM… MMMMM… Uhnnnn, mmmm,” Mediaite staff writer Zach Leeman probably moaned on Thursday.

“Mmhnnn… Okay, okay, so the headline’s gotta say ‘Stephen A Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Havi-‘ OH GOD, YES! YES! YESSSSSS! AHHHHNNNNNN!” Leeman continued during what had to be like a three hour-long struggle to contain his spasm-ridden ecstasy.

Leeman may or may not have then immediately died of a purely sexual pleasure-induced cerebral edema at the mere inkling that Bill Maher could join the ticket as Smith’s running mate.

“US-based employers announced 172,017 job cuts in February, the highest total for the month since 2009 when 186,350 job cuts were recorded. It is the highest monthly total since July 2020 when 262,649 cuts were announced, according to a report released Thursday from global outplacement and business and executive coaching firm Challenger, Gray and Christmas. February’s total is a 245 percent increase from the 49,795 cuts announced one month prior. It is a 103 percent increase from the 84,638 cuts announced in the same month last year,” says a report from the firm Challenger, Gray and Christmas published Thursday that’s making the rounds on all the financial news sites.

The Trump Administration is truly back, folks, picking up pretty much right where they left off.

Convicted felon President Trump plans as soon as next month to revoke the legal status of 240,000 Ukrainian refugees living in the United States after fleeing Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s murderous assault on their country, leaving them vulnerable to deportation, Reuters reports.

Once again, just like with the 530,000 Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and Venezuelans he’s also fucking over, this is the fat lazy shit’s way of bumping up the numbers on “illegal aliens deported” even if only a fraction of these people ultimately end up actually being detained and shipped out by ICE rather than laying low indefinitely. Trump will tell his fans he “deported” over 800,000 “illegals” in the first few months and they’ll believe him or at least pretend to because that’s how cults work.

It’ll be interesting to see what, if any, justification the Reich offers for this move. It’s not completely unrealistic that they would claim that Ukrainians are now a terrorist threat to MAGA because they want to avenge their betrayal by the Trump Regime. Hell maybe this leaked before some Gordon Liddy-esque psychopath could false flag murder some expendable county GOP chairman. Or maybe even Benny Johnson or Matt Taibbi. Those guys would be more useful to Trump dead than alive.

Migrants clone Border Patrol vehicles in bid to bypass Trump's crackdown https://t.co/MfqjsbCMZQ

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 6, 2025

This stupid article contains a grand total of one actual confirmed instance of a smuggler driving around in a truck whose livery was definitely outfitted to mimic that of the US Border Patrol. The rest include an 18 year-old US citizen driving around in a fake CBP-branded Suburban, a vague mention of a K-9 unit truck somewhere south of the border, and, most ridiculously, the 2023 Florida “Booty Patrol” truck used in Fox’s photo illustration as if anyone believed that guy was a coyote.