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I was just briefed by @FEMA_Deanne Criswell on the latest developments about the ongoing impacts of Hurricane Helene. We also discussed our Administration's continued actions to support emergency response and recovery.
 
I also spoke with @NC_Governor Cooper about the ongoing… pic.twitter.com/nlZPB0h3mO

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) September 30, 2024

“Another FAKE and STAGED photo from someone who has no clue what she is doing. You have to plug the cord into the phone for it to work! Biden and Harris abandoned Americans in Afghanistan. They sacrificed Americans to an Open Border, and now, they have left Americans to drown in North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, and elsewhere in the South. Under this Administration, Americans always come last, because we have ‘leaders’ who have no idea how to lead!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday with a screenshot of the above tweet.

Trump’s management of hurricanes included throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans, asking military leaders if they could be nuked to be stopped before hitting the United States, and – more relevant to the accusation of fakery above – Sharpie-ing a map of a hurricane’s path to make it look like Alabama was potentially in a storm’s path because he didn’t want to be wrong about something.

And then there’s the time he scribbled on a blank sheet of paper in a “FAKE and STAGED photo” of him recuperating from the COVID-19 infection he caught about four years ago exactly. Not to mention the “praying” and the plane full of cute little animals he’s saving from the Haitians and…

“I will be doing a personal PLAY BY PLAY of the Debate tomorrow between the Brilliant JD Vance and the Highly Inarticulate ‘Tampon’ Tim Walz,” the fat bastard also posted. Trump better talk to his IT guys first and make sure that Truth Social’s going to hold up for this one.

Congress’s top four – Senator Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, House Speaker Mike Johnson, and their respective Minority Leader counterparts Mitch McConnell and Hakeem Jeffries – were asked by Punchbowl News how they see November playing out for the teams, and what their strengths and weaknesses are. All of the the strengths were anodyne – McConnell says its the map, Schumer and Johnson say their candidates are solid, Jeffries says it’s House GOP dysfunction – and three of the weaknesses were predictable – McConnell says “candidate quality,” Jeffries and Schumer say the GOP’s lies distorting the Biden Administration’s and Congressional Dems’ record of accomplishment.

Johnson also cited “lies” as a weakness for his side but didn’t sound quite as, uh, reality-based as the two Democratic leaders. “I would say the level of misinformation that’s out there. I feel like the entire establishment media, mainstream media, obviously, is against us and our candidates. Kamala Harris gets an in-kind donation on prime time on almost every channel, every single night. And they’re constantly criticizing our nominee for president and elevating her and so that has an effect on people who are not fully informed,” Johnson said, as if there isn’t one person in particular who could maybe be to blame for the media portraying him as a criminally insane fascist sociopath.

“Really, I think Kamala Harris has run a campaign based on a fantasy. And if this election is about record and not rhetoric, if it’s policy not personality, there’s no way that our side can lose,” Johnson continued. “Kamala Harris never answered the first question she was asked in the debate: ‘Are you better off now than you were four years ago.’ She can’t answer that because everybody knows the answer.” This is as if Trump didn’t scream about Haitians eating dogs and cats in the debate.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s donors are footing the bill for security cameras installed around the home of Republican former Willistown Township Supervisor Robert “Farmer Bob” Lange, a two-time Trump voter who starred in a recent ad in which he and wife Kristina endorsed the veep, which of course invited death threats from angry MAGA terrorists, Philly-area site Savvy Mainline reports.

It gets better: The Langes are now being accused of being paid actors and Dem donors by right wing Twitter users who “did their own research” and came up with a different Robert Lange and Kristina Chadwick (Mrs Lange’s maiden name), living in different towns in Pennsylvania as the “evidence.” Why that still led to threatening voicemails and one-star reviews for their strawberry farm – not where the actual Dem donors live – is peak MAGA. As for the “actors” part, the Langes a few years ago were involved in producing, Hayride to Hell, a low-budget horror film starring Kane Hodder, who played Jason in four of the original Friday the 13th movies, and Bill Moseley, who was in one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films. The Langes had “very small, non-speaking roles as monsters,” in the low-budget slasher made to promote their farm’s autumnal offerings.

“It’s really sad how the truth is not being told. If you try to refute it, they deny it. I just wish someone with common sense from that organization could do a little bit of homework and some accurate fact checking and say: Robert Lange is a lifelong Republican. He’s a Willistown Township Supervisor. He’s a full-time farmer. Chester County awarded me its ‘farmer of the year’ award. They gave me the ‘distinguished service to agriculture’ award. I’m a family farmer who made a movie to save the farm that’s been in my family since 1896,” said Bob, plainly sick of this horseshit.

Joe Biden was at the beach.

Kamala Harris was at a fundraiser.

North Carolina, Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, and Tennessee were abandoned.

— House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryGOP) September 30, 2024

In news very related to this tweet (definitely written by spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan), President Biden on Monday said he may have to call Congress back in to session to pass a disaster recovery supplemental, because Mike Johnson left it out of the continuing resolution.

Convicted felon former President Trump claimed he wanted to go to North Carolina, tweeting “We are now heading to Valdosta, Georgia, in order to pay my respects and bring lots of relief material, including fuel, equipment, water, and other things, to the State… I was also going to stop into North Carolina, which has really been hit hard. I have a lot of supplies ready for them, but access and communication is now restricted, and we want to make sure that Local Emergency Management is able to focus on helping the people most affected, and not being concerned with me. I’ll be there shortly, but don’t like the reports that I’m getting about the Federal Government, and the Democrat Governor of the State, going out of their way to not help people in Republican areas. MAGA!”

Naturally Fat Hitler didn’t specify what “reports” that he’s been getting about North Carolina Democratic Governor Roy Cooper purposely trying to fuck over redder areas of the state.

Convicted felon former President Trump on Monday threw a tantrum on Truth Social over his Saturday Wisconsin rally being moved indoors due to a shortage of Secret Service manpower during the United Nations General Assembly, posting “Kamala and Sleepy Joe are going out of their way to make it difficult for me to Campaign. We had one of the biggest crowds I’ve ever seen on Saturday, in Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin, where a terrible migrant crime was recently committed, and we ended up having to use a 750 seat theater, having to send away more than 50,000 people. They were unable to give us Secret Service protection commensurate with the crowd, because they had to protect the President of Iran, who is doing everything possible to kill me, at the United Nations event. We complained ‘like hell,’ but there was nothing we could do.” So he’s admitting weakness.

“I only hope all of those people that were turned away will blame the Creeps from the Harris-Biden Administration, namely, the Opposing Party, that did this to them. IT WAS A DISGRACE! The 750 people had a great time, but I’m going to make it back up to those in Wisconsin that were forced by Harris to waste their time. We will get back up to Wisconsin very soon, and we’ll get to a venue that can handle all of them, probably an outside area. If it weren’t for politics, they would have had no problem supplying us with Secret Service Security,” Trump continued in the meltdown.

“FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – CONGRESSWOMAN NANCY MACE INTRODUCES THE ‘CHILDHOOD GENITAL MUTILATION PREVENTION ACT’ (Washington, DC September 30th, 2024) – Congresswoman Nancy Mace introduced the ‘Childhood Genital Mutilation Prevention Act,’ a bill designed to protect our children from irreversible procedures with devastating and permanent consequences to their health and wellbeing…” says an email from the famously unhinged South Carolinian’s office under the subject line “Rep Nancy Mace Statement on Hurricane Helene.”

President Joe Biden will deliver remarks from the White House on the destruction caused by Hurricane Helene to wide swaths of the south, particularly Florida and North Carolina.

National Hurricane Center: “NHC is issuing advisories on Tropical Storm Isaac, located several hundred miles north of the Azores, on Tropical Depression Joyce, located over the central Atlantic Ocean, and on Tropical Depression Twelve, located over the eastern tropical Atlantic Ocean.”

“1. Western Caribbean Sea and Gulf of Mexico: A large and disorganized area of low pressure located over the western and southwestern Caribbean Sea is producing some shower and thunderstorm activity. Environmental conditions could become conducive for gradual development, and a tropical depression could form in a few days while the system is over the southern Gulf of Mexico or northwestern Caribbean Sea. While interests in the northwestern Caribbean Sea and along the U.S. Gulf Coast should continue to monitor the progress of this system, the timetable for potential development has shifted later toward late week or this weekend. * Formation chance through 48 hours…low…near 0 percent. * Formation chance through 7 days…medium…40 percent.”

“2. Eastern Tropical Atlantic: Showers and thunderstorms have increased in association with a tropical wave located a few hundred miles south of the Cabo Verde Islands. Upper-level winds are forecast to become more conducive for gradual development, and a tropical depression is likely to form in a few days while it moves slowly westward over the eastern tropical Atlantic. * Formation chance through 48 hours…low…30 percent. * Formation chance through 7 days…high…80 percent.”

Audio of a conference call earlier this month between Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs, Secretary of State Adrian Fontes, and Attorney General Kris Mayes obtained by the Washington Post reveals the the three agonizing over what to do after they had found out that circa 98,000 voters in the state had been registered to vote for decades, even though there was no record they had ever provided proof of citizenship as is required under state law – a situation that they were most certainly going to be damned on either way given how it was perfectly formulated to fuel MAGA conspiracy freaks.

The origin of the problem goes back to 2004, when the state passed the proof of citizenship law, leading to nine years of litigation ending with the Supreme Court ruling in 2013 that federal law prevented the state from enforcing it for presidential and congressional elections. The state then implemented a hybrid system where those who had not provided proof were given federal-only ballots that left off local and state races. What happened this month is that the Secretary of State’s office had found that the 98,000 had been erroneously been provided full ballots after 2004. Even better is that federal law prohibits states from making any changes to voter rolls under 90 days before election day, leaving Hobbes, Mayes, and Fontes with a perfect storm of shit.

“When this goes public, it is going to have all of the conspiracy theorists in the world coming back to re-litigate the past three elections, at least in Arizona,” Hobbs said. “And it’s going to validate all of their theories about illegal voting in our elections, even though we all know that’s not true.”

Americans are clinging to rooftops and being left to drown and die. You failed to evacuate or rescue these citizens. Perhaps if they lived in Ukraine or Haiti our government would have saved them. https://t.co/2IxMcSomzj

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) September 30, 2024

Republican Springfield, Ohio Mayor Rob Rue, who had been planning a conference call earlier this month with Mike Pence replacement and Rue’s actual currently sitting Senator JD Vance – a plan that collapsed when city officials found out that Vance had planned on letting a bunch of local MAGA conspiracy theorists join – tells Politico that he still has yet to hear from Jaydee since at all since the couchfucker started propagating lies about the city’s Haitian community eating cats.

“We didn’t trust what that would look like because we were concerned those being brought on may not even be our constituents. It would not have been productive,” Rue said, adding his family’s been getting threats and that someone dropped off a confused Haitian migrant at his house last weekend.

Republican Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, a Springfield native, told Politico’s Jonathan Martin a similar story. Not about the threats or a Haitian migrant getting dropped off at his home, but about not having heard from Vance – or convicted felon former President Trump. But also he doesn’t think it would matter. “It’s clear nothing that I would say would alter” JD or Trump’s conduct, said DeWine.

The governor did however speak with President Joe Biden, by which time FBI agents were already on the ground in Springfield, having been deployed in response to numerous bomb threats.

Disgraced former New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo is the New York City Jewish community’s top pick for replacing indicted Mayor Eric Adams, according to “multiple Jewish community activists” who tell Jewish Insider that Cuomo is “emerging as the favored alternative candidate among Jewish leaders, citing his moderate to conservative record on key issues and outspoken support of Israel, which he has made a central focus of his messaging in recent months.”

Fox News contributor/former Axios editor-turned Jewish Insider politics editor Josh Kraushaar, a complete douchebag, sells this as a “Big SCOOP” in a tweet. The article does mention the whole resigned in disgrace over multiple sexual harassment allegations thing, noting that Cuomo “will need to overcome the stigma of sexual misconduct allegations that he denies but that forced him to resign in 2021, he will also face lingering resentment from Orthodox voters over his restrictions targeting the community during the COVID pandemic, which were criticized as discriminatory.”

A review by the Wall Street Journal finds that, excluding Alaska, of the 1,986 counties/Louisiana parishes in the other 49 states in which Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, unemployment insurance, food stamps, the earned income tax credit, veterans benefits, Pell grants, Covid-era payments, and other support account for 25 percent or more of the total personal income, 1,746 of these counties voted for convicted felon former President Trump in the 2020 election to just 240 for Joe Biden. This was up from 2016 when 169 such counties voted for Hillary to 1,276 for Trump.

So yeah, it’s not surprising that a party always bitching about “socialism” and led by a demented con artist who hawks $100,000 gold watches and $99 collector’s coins and NFTs where he’s dressed as Elvis relies on voters reliant on the public dole. Nobody’s surprised about that anymore.

“It is hard to imagine a candidate more unworthy to serve as president of the United States than Donald Trump. He has proved himself morally unfit for an office that asks its occupant to put the good of the nation above self-interest. He has proved himself temperamentally unfit for a role that requires the very qualities – wisdom, honesty, empathy, courage, restraint, humility, discipline – that he most lacks,” the New York Times editorial board writes in an urgent plea to those tempted to unsubscribe after a period of increasingly stupid fecklessness and both-siderism aimed at quelling right wing fury that will never actually be quelled, no matter how much of the remaining goodwill from their actual readers they’ve pointlessly incinerated to the benefit of no one.

And STILL these fuckers lead into their endorsement with a qualified “For this reason, regardless of any political disagreements voters might have with her, Kamala Harris is the only patriotic choice for president” and “She may not be the perfect candidate for every voter, especially those who are frustrated and angry about our government’s failures to fix what’s broken – from our immigration system to public schools to housing costs to gun violence. Yet we urge Americans to contrast Ms Harris’s record with her opponent’s,” before finally getting to “There is also an optimistic case for elevating her, one that is rooted in her policies and borne out by her experience as vice president, a senator and a state attorney general” in the eighth paragraph of their subscriber retention piece.

New York City Mayor Eric Adams has retained a semi-obscure MAGA lawyer named Bill Burck to lead his defense team as he faces five major federal felonies. Burck’s greatest hits include helping former Trump White House Chief of Staff Reince Preibus, Trump White House Counsel Don McGahn, and Trump White House Smelly Alcoholic Nazi Steve Bannon squirm out of being interviewed during Robert Mueller’s investigation. In 2021 Business Insider reported that Burck had the balls to demand the DOJ reimburse the fees Bannon owed him for the repeated interviews with Mueller’s team.

Burck would not be the first of Team Trump’s former defense lawyers to freelance for a Dem facing federal charges as in 2022 First Son and irresponsible crackhead-turned-painter Hunter Biden retained Abbe Lowell, who had previously represented the far more successful presidential influence peddler Jared Kushner. Then again Lowell had also repped former President Bill Clinton, and former Senators John Edwards and Bob Menendez (the 2015 trial when Bob walked), so you might actually say his Kushner work was more the exception than the rule as far as Lowell’s clientele goes.

North Carolinians Republican Congressman Chuck Edwards – whose mountainous western district was especially hard hit by flooding from the remnants of Hurricane Helene last week – and Dem Gov Roy Cooper both tell Politico Playbook their constituents need assistance, not campaign stops.

“The people in my district really don’t want to see politicians,” said Edwards. “They want to see water. Food. Cell towers and power restored, and the ability to contact their loved ones. Photo ops are not what’s needed.” Cooper was on the same page, saying “I told the president that we did not need elected officials that require a lot of security and attention, because we need to make sure that we’re getting the work done on the ground.” People are still trapped, he added, and “it’s not the right time for [Vice President Kamala Harris or convicted felon former President Trump] to come.”

You will not be shocked to learn Trump didn’t get the message, though at least he’s not headed to Edwards’ district – where more than 30 people have been killed. Instead the fat bastard will be in Valdosta, Georgia “to receive a briefing on the devastation of Hurricane Helene, facilitate the distribution of relief supplies, and deliver remarks to the press on Monday,” per his campaign.

The venue is listed as “Chez What Furniture Store” in the town near the Florida border. Meanwhile President Biden will address the relief efforts from the White House later this morning.

An excerpt from disgraced former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s upcoming memoir reveals the mop-headed Brexit moron had plotted a military raid on a Dutch factory in 2021 to obtain five million COVID vaccine doses that the European Union had threatened to embargo during a rough diplomatic stretch with the bloc but backed off when his advisors told him “if we are detected we will have to explain why we are effectively invading a long-standing NATO ally,” Reuters reports.

“I secretly agreed with what they all thought but did not want to say aloud: that the whole thing was nuts,” Johnson wrote, not explaining why he ordered the planning if he knew it was nuts. Bojo wrote that he scrapped the plan and eventually obtained the doses anyway after the embargo that he thinks was borne of “malice and with spite … because we were vaccinating our population” at a (supposedly) “much faster rate than” the European Union countries were at the time.

Jeff Flake, a one-term Republican Senator from Arizona who served as ambassador to Turkey for Joe Biden, formally announced his endorsement of the Harris/Walz ticket for the White House.  Flake, of the Snowflake Flakes, served in Congress with both members of the Democratic ticket, with Harris in the Senate and with Walz in the House.

“I believe in our Constitutional system and in the rule of law, and I want to support a candidate who respects the will of the voters and would never attempt to use the powers of the Presidency to overturn an election after having been turned out by the voters,” Flake wrote summing up a list of reasons he supports Vice President Kamala Harris.

“Finally, I want to support a Presidential candidate who seeks to unite our country rather than one who divides us; one who represents the ideals of a new generation of leadership based
not on grievances of the past, but hope for the future. For all of these reasons, I’ll be supporting Kamala Harris for President and Tim Walz for Vice President.

Convicted felon former President Trump already sounds like shit while campaigning in Erie, Pennsylvania – a town that in October 2020 he told he didn’t want to be there.

He’s already in a bad mood, having posted, among other shit “I seldom watch Low Rated Bill Maher but, when I do, I marvel at the fake laughter on the Show. It sounds like a bad ‘Laugh Machine,’ it’s so obnoxious and disgusting, just like him, always laughing no matter what is said. Real Republicans hate it when Fox puts Crazy Bill on, far too often, to show that the Left “agrees” with us. Fox ought to GET SMART, and not use LOSERS like this! Also, they shouldn’t allow negative Ads,” and “CNN will not put on a Republican Conservative, nor will MSDNC. But Fox is constantly putting on Liberal Democrats to counter previous guests from the Right, thereby nullifying any message they may happen to give – The Fake News is already unfair enough to Republicans, we don’t need it from Fox, also,” before taking the stage in the swingy, northwestern Pennsylvania county.

French Fourth Reich party leader Marine Le Pen faces an automatic five year ban from running for elected office if she’s convicted in her trial starting Monday over charges she ran a patronage system for aides top her far right nationalist cabal’s members in both the French and European Parliaments, Politico EU reports. She could also be sentenced to 10 years in prison and be fined €1 million, but the bigger problem is being barred from the ballot in an election she’s already said she’s going to run in… again, after losing to current incumbent Emmanuel Macron in 2022.