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Facing increased personal protections costs borne by policy holders, the American health insurance industry’s leaders are apparently feeling secure enough to continue doing what got their dude blasted by Lone Wolf Luigi last month, as the New York Post reports a 51 year-old Virginia mom who got her left arm ripped off by a shark does not need a $73,000 myoelectric prosthetic replacement.

“This was certainly one of the lowest points of this entire experience I’ve had,” former Starbucks barista Elisabeth Foley, who obviously needs two hands to work, said. “It’s insane and so frustrating, because I paid for health insurance my entire life, and had the healthiest life, so I barely used it. But I need their help now, and they won’t help me.” Last June Foley was in the water off Sound Beach, Florida when a shark tried to charge her an arm and a leg for entering its territory. It got one.

Cigna got both, cruelly and cuntishly denying her. Luckily strangers stepped up through America’s actual single-payer healthcare system, GoFundMe, and enough was raised since the denial in October for Foley to purchase the new arm out of others’ pockets. “While many of our health plans cover a number of prosthetic options, we are evaluating benefit updates to help expand coverage of advanced prosthetics for more people,” Cigna said in a meaningless statement to the Post.

A new flare-up of the Palisades Fire in the western coastal regions of Los Angeles County prompted evacuation orders in the Brentwood and Encino areas of the region, threatening the Getty Center art museum, the site of OJ Simpson’s old house, and other landmarks, Fox 11 reports.

Little relief from the winds fueling the flames are in sight as the National Westher Service’s Saturday forecast called for “Another round of gusty northeast winds will develop through today into Sunday, then a stronger offshore wind event will likely develop between Monday night and Wednesday. Cold overnight temperatures are expected in wind protected areas.”

Liberal protestors on Saturday delayed the start of the far right Alternative for Germany (AfD)’s conference in Saxony, with as many as 10,000 demonstrators blocking roads and holding up the vast majority of the 600 or so Fourth Reich delegates who planned to attend, DPA reports.

The AfD are putsching the pedal down hard in next month’s snap national elections, called following the collapse of Chancellor Olaf Schulz’s governing coalition in December.

This may indeed be the valedictory for Movie Night Friday four weeks into this new open thread format. There just aren’t that many PG-13 films left worth running here at the current moment in YouTube’s library. Probably best to expect it to rotate in again once it refreshes.

Stargate is worth running. Kurt Russell’s pretty badass. James Spader is a dork. The alien pharaoh guy is creepy as fuck. The whole concept of a bronze age human civilization enslaved on a distant planet for millennia is damned original. It’s the second full-budget Hollywood effort by director Roland Emmerich, who went on to make Independence Day, The Patriot, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012, and Midway among his films that were actually entertaining and Godzilla 1998, Independence Day: Resurgence, and Moonfall among those that were complete shit… 10,000 BC was okay.

Stargate belongs in the former group. It’s damn solid, if not an absolute masterpiece.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass’s office tells KABC 7’s Josh Haskell that the Daily Mail is full of shit and Bass did not fire LAFD Chief Kristin Crowley. “The Mayor and Chief met. The priority remains fighting these fires and protecting Angelenos,” City Hall added in a statement.

KABC 7’s current scorecard for all of the fires in Los Angeles County this week stands at 11 dead from nine fires, 13,397 structures and vehicles burned on 30,701 acres of land, and six of the nine listed fires mostly or even 100 percent contained, the least of those the first and the worst one – the Palisades Fire – at only 30 percent containment as of Friday evening West Coast time.

“Rep Eric Swalwell, D-Calif, sparked online backlash with a post in which he questioned President-elect Trump’s ability to bring down grocery prices. Social media users were quick to point out that food prices spiked under President Biden’s leadership. ‘I don’t care if Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland. I just want to know what he’s going to do to lower the cost of groceries,’ Rep Swalwell wrote on X. But social media users noted that the congressman’s party had control of the House, Senate and White House while Americans struggled to afford food. While they later lost control of the House after the 2022 midterm elections, the Democrats held on to the Senate,” Fox News reported in a Wednesday article titled “Swalwell slammed on social media for questioning how Trump will lower grocery prices” asserting that “social media users” incontestably shut down the Dem Congressman for daring to question the convicted felon president-elect.

President Trump has been totally exonerated.

There was NEVER a case.

Those who brought these fake political charges need to be held accountable!

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) January 10, 2025

“Denmark’s government has proposed purchasing two new Arctic inspection vessels and increasing dog sled patrols to boost its military presence in Greenland, as US President-elect Donald Trump sets his sights on the island, local media reported. The government has also proposed upgrading the airport in Kangerlussuaq, a former US military base in western Greenland, to accommodate F-35 fighter jets, broadcasters DR and TV2 said on Friday,” says the lede to an actual Reuters story.

Copied that verbatim to present the raw absurdity of all this, in which the dog sled patrols is the most straight-to-DVD “comedy” movie script element. Like what the actual fuck do they think is going to happen if the convicted felon orders an attack? It’ll be a few hundred Navy SEALs and MARSEC Marines storming into Nuuk in the middle of the night and taking control of the local government, setting up a crackerjack puppet regime Denmark will be forced to recognize. Then days later the “legitimate” Greenlandic government would sign the island’s sovereignty over to US.

It will be over very quickly IF Trump is serious about seizing the island. The US military is literally already on the ground there and for all we know the manpower needed to take Nuuk is stationed at Thule this very moment. Any Danish efforts at “deterrence,” even the fucking dog sled teams, are probably just going to antagonize the fat bastard – or worse, his cult. It takes some imagination, but not a lot, to see how some MAGA bravos would on their own attempt to seize Nuuk and declare it a sovereign territory of the US, hold the city hostage with the help of local collaborators until either the Danes or the locals sign some sort of capitulation and then for Trump to endorse it.

And this is all assuming that Danish suzerainty over Greenland would still be in effect. If they’re an officially independent nation in a few months then it gets even easier for the Orange Caesar.

The still-unidentified “homeless” guy caught supposedly wielding a “flamethrower” in the Los Angeles suburb of Calabasas on Thursday is not being on a probable cause warrant for arson, as the LAPD tells Fox 11’s Alex Michaelson cops have not found enough evidence the guy set any fires.

The good news for those who would be inclined to freak the fuck out over the LAPD letting him back on the street is that he’s not actually out and instead being held on a felony probation violation.

The Trump Criminal Syndicate are looking into reacquiring the lease of DC’s Old Post Office just a block away from the White House, now a Waldorf Astoria location but until November 2021 a nexus of corruption and (likely) prostitution under the Orange One’s brand, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Ohio MAGA Congressman Warren Davidson was in no mood Friday to support legislation to help Californians who lost their homes and livelihoods due to the massive firestorms that are still burning in the Los Angeles area, claiming Congress isn’t going to spend a dime unless the state government changes their policies. He did not name a single policy in this 1:45 clip of him on Fox Business News anchormoron Maria Bartiromo’s show. Davidson did however cuntishly and falsely claim the Biden Administration told the people of Western North Carolina they were on their own to contrast his conditional willingness to help – conditions that again he did not even make an attempt to specify.

Not even a mention of “DEI” or a pipe from wetter regions of Northern California that doesn’t exist.

Evidently unwilling to put up a fight to figure out a way to get the fat fuck behind bars in 2029, Manhattan District Attorney prosecutor Josh Steinglass on Friday confirmed to Judge Juan Merchan that the office is recommending that convicted felon President-Elect Trump be sentenced to an “unconditional discharge” for 34 felony counts that could have put him away for the rest of his life.

Audio of the still-ongoing hearing will be made public at some point this morning.

“Thank you your Honor, this has been a terrible experience and setback for New York and the New York court system. This was a case Bragg did not want to bring. It was inappropriately handled. A gentleman from a law firm came in and acted as a DA, and he was criminal or almost criminal,” said the Orange Pornstar Fucker himself, addressing the court from Mar-a-Lago via Zoom or whatever, adding “Experts who are no friends of mine have said this case should have been brought… They all said, This is not a case that should not be brought. They were legal expenses. This was done so I would lose the election. Obviously, this did not work. I won,” then going on about “witch hunts.”

“Thank you, Mr Trump,” Merchan said after the fat bastard finished, sentencing him to nothing.

Officials in Broward County, Florida tell CNN that the two still-unidentified men found dead in the landing gear compartment of a JetBlue Airbus A320 at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Monday night were frequent flyers, having likely traveled to destinations all around the US and the Carribbean such as New York, Salt Lake City, and Kingston, Jamaica, and more.

Thing is they weren’t actually alive to see those destinations, as a law enforcement official said the two men’s bodies were “badly decomposed” and would’ve been stuck in the compartment for weeks, if not months, making it difficult to determine where they first got on and then either asphyxiated from the lack of oxygen or froze to death at temperatures often dipping below -70 F.

That the two corpses were “refrigerated” to such extremes for much of their time inside the compartment obviously would’ve slowed the decomposition, thus making it maybe just a little embarrassing to JetBlue that it took them however freaking long to find the bodies. Really they’d have to go back to the last time the landing gear was serviced and work from there to figure out when and where the two might have snuck on. The incident was the second such in the US in two weeks as on Christmas Eve a person was found dead in the landing gear of a United Airlines Boeing 787 that landed in Maui from Chicago. No details on the state of the remains were made public.

Sources tell the New York Times that convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s minions are looking for a communicable disease to justify reimplementing Title 42, the policy that greatly reduced the processing of asylum claims at the southern border between 2020 and 2023.

Remember when Republicans were the “anti-lockdown” party? That was funny, right?

The US Supreme Court on Thursday tossed convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s “emergency” petition to vacate or void his non-incarceration sentencing date in Manhattan set for Friday.

“The application for stay presented to Justice Sotomayor and by her referred to the Court is denied for, inter alia, the following reasons. First, the alleged evidentiary violations at President-Elect Trump’s state-court trial can be addressed in the ordinary course on appeal. Second, the burden that sentencing will impose on the President-Elect’s responsibilities is relatively insubstantial in light of the trial court’s stated intent to impose a sentence of ‘unconditional discharge’ after a brief virtual hearing. Justice Thomas, Justice Alito, Justice Gorsuch, and Justice Kavanaugh would grant the application,” because of course they fucking would, the court wrote in the order.

“I appreciate the time and effort of the United States Supreme Court in trying to remedy the great injustice done to me by the highly conflicted ‘Acting Justice,’ who should not have been allowed to try this case. Every Legal Scholar stated, unequivocally, that this is a case that should never have been brought. There was no case against me. In other words, I am innocent of all of the Judge’s made up, fake charges,” and blah blah blah the fat fuck later posted on Truth Social.

In related news, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals overruled shitbag MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon’s injunction against the Justice Department from releasing Jack Smith’s final report.

Edgar Maddison Welch, the MAGA asshole who did four years in the joint for firing live rounds inside DC’s Comet Ping Pong while searching for Hillary’s mythical torture dungeon in 2016 is now as dead as the fictional children he didn’t save from her blood rituals, the Charlotte Observer reports.

Welch was mortally wounded by a cop after he pulled a pistol and pointed it at them during a traffic stop on Saturday night in Kannapolis, North Carolina, expiring of lead poisoning at a hospital on Monday. The Pizzagate believer had a warrant out for his arrest on a felony probation violation.

Then-DC Circuit Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson in 2017 sentenced Welch to four years after he pleaded guilty to to a federal charge of interstate transportation of a firearm and ammunition, and a District of Columbia charge of assault with a dangerous weapon over the 2016 incident at Comet Ping Pong. Welch was armed with an AR-15 when he stormed into the pizza restaurant and fired shots at the ceiling, demanding to be led into the non-existent basement to rescue the children from Hillary Clinton and John Podesta, sending families with actual children fleeing from their tables.

In an NBC News story titled “LA officials say looters targeting vulnerable communities will be held accountable” there’s a pic that is not in the public domain so National Zero can’t just steal it and re-paste it here because publishing rights and all that shit. The photo depicts the charred remains of the Town and Country Liquor store on North Fair Oaks Ave in suburban Altadena, one of no doubt hundreds of retail stores that have been burned to the ground in the area over the last 48 hours.

There’s no reason given why that particular photo was chosen to illustrate an article about officials warning locals against looting, but it’s not hard to infer it’s because the store could have been – or actually was – a target of opportunistic looters before the burning roof collapsed and destroyed all the goods inside. The thing is, should anyone actually give a shit if someone bashed in the window and made off with a few bottles of mezcal, provided it was obvious that the store was a goner?

This wasn’t an earthquake where people making off with salvageable products after the fact is clearly looting. It’s not a riot where looting is basically the whole point. It’s not the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina where the photos of a Black dude making off with cases of bottled water were captioned “looter” while a white guy carrying a TV he stole from a Best Buy was a “survivor foraging for vital supplies” or whatever. It’s just that the booze is no good to anyone when it’s about to burn so if there’s no question whether a particular establishment is doomed then maybe it’s stupid to prosecute a guy caught stealing mezcal from a liquor store that’s already on fire or will be very soon.

ABC News' Muir mocked for making his firefighter coat more form-fitting for wildfire report https://t.co/OR1JX0St7c

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 9, 2025

“Governor Gavin Newscum should immediately go to Northern California and open up the water main, and let the water flow into his dry, starving, burning State, instead of having it go out into the Pacific Ocean. It ought to be done right now, NO MORE EXCUSES FROM THIS INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR. IT’S ALREADY FAR TOO LATE!” posted a top water conservation expert on Thursday.

Ughhhh, this fucking moron giving away the game – again. You can tell this is Donald’s attempt at making himself sound like he actually knew what he was talking about on Wednesday when he had a meltdown over some shit about a protected fish whose ecosystem is nowhere near Los Angeles and more importantly its watershed. As explained by mentally competent public officials, hydrants ran dry in upper altitudes of the hills around the city because the cisterns that store the water for those areas and the pressure comes from gravity were depleted by overusage faster than pumps could fill them up – a problem that has fuck all to do with “water mains” in Northern California this fucking subtard thinks sounds smart when he’s trying to retcon his earlier blatant dumbassery on this topic.

“Subtard” is okay, right? If “dotard” is fine then subtard should be on the okay list too.