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Military officials asked Congress to let Arlington shitshow fade

US Military officials informally told at least one congressional office to let the stalled inquiry into convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign visit to Arlington National Cemetery last month fade into the background, an anonymous congressional aide tells NOTUS, the message being that the Army wants to stay out of the apocalyptic election season. The aide said Defense Department leadership have asked offices in both parties to simply move on, all-too obviously fearing retaliation if they make the details of Trump’s desecration of the shrine plus minions Justin Caporale and Michel Picard’s assault of an Arlington employee public and then the fat fuck wins anyway.

Car thief California MAGA Congressman Darrell Issa said campaigning at Arlington it’s not a big deal anymore because both sides do similar things all the time. “If you want to hear that politicians use heroes and victims for political purposes, the answer is, of course, they do, like they always have. I don’t think we should try to pretend that we’re going to clean up the politics of people wrapping themselves in our nation’s flag. That ship is never coming back to the dock,” Issa said.

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Zambian president suspends three Alitos

Zambia’s President Hakainde Hichilema on Tuesday suspended three top judges over alleged judicial misconduct, specifically rulings that favored scumbag former President Edgar Lungu’s eligibility in the 2021 election, and rejecting Hichilema’s petition challenging Lungu’s 2016 win, the BBC reports.

Lungu, despite having sworn off politics while serving house arrest, is expected to face Hichilema for the fourth time in 2026 and Constitutional Court Justices Annie Sitali, Mungeni Mulenga, and Palan Mulonda were on Thursday due to hear a case which would decide whether Lungu can contest the 2021 election. Lungu on Tuesday told reporters he was getting screwed, saying “I want to say to the Zambian people that the time has come for you to stand up and fight the injustice which is being applied to the judiciary because when we lose the judiciary, we would have lost everything.”

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Leader of Springfield Haitian community files criminal charges against Orange Outrage, Hellbilly for false claims

The leader of a prominent Haitian advocacy group in Springfield, Ohio filed a criminal complaint against both members of the Republican ticket, accusing them of crimes such as aggravated menacing and making false alarms, NBC News reports.

Guerline Jozef, the leader of the Haitian Bridge Alliance, Inc. accused Donald Trump and JD Vance in a 46-page complaint that they knowingly and intentionally.  “Despite multiple state officials publicly stating that there is no truth to their claims, Trump and Vance continue to spread statements about Springfield’s Haitian community they know are false,” the complainant writes. “Trump and Vance intentionally made both their statements about migrants abducting and consuming family pets, and their claims that legal migrants are illegal and spreading disease, to cause alarm in the Springfield community and violate” state laws against making false claims to cause alarm.

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Cornel West might be screwed in Georgia

“Georgia Supreme Court justices expressed skepticism during a Tuesday hearing that votes for presidential candidates Cornel West and Claudia De la Cruz should count, possibly setting the stage for disqualifying them from the battleground state’s ballots,” the AP reports and we copied that verbatim as to make sure we’re not using any imprecise language to characterize the ballot access situation facing the Russian asset third party candidate and the other scrub in the Peach State.

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Republican California judge facing trial for shooting wife dead claims anti-itch cream set off alcohol detector in ankle monitor

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Eleanor J Hunter didn’t buy it when her fellow jurist, Republican Orange County Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Ferguson, claimed on Tuesday that it was anti-itch cream, not alcohol detected by the ankle monitor he’s been forced to wear while awaiting trial for the fatal 2023 shooting of wife Sheryl during a drunken argument at their home, Fox 11 reports.

It’s not clear if Ferguson, described by People Magazine as “active in local Republican politics,” tried to claim that, per his lawyer, Ferguson had applied the anti-itch cream and gel “on his skin under the ankle monitor to help ease the blistering, redness and swelling, which is what caused the ankle monitor to spike” and then added hand santizer to ward off potential infection from all the chafing, because he bought that excuse from a similarly situated defendant in his own courtroom and thought it would work on Hunter. It didn’t, and Hunter ordered him taken to the clink and resetting his bail from $1 million to $2 million ahead of his next court date on November 1st.

It’s not clear if Ferguson posted or was able to post a new bond. He faces trial on one felony count of murder and one felony enhancement of personal use of a firearm and one felony enhancement of discharge of a firearm causing great bodily injury and death for shooting Sheryl in the chest during a drunken argument on August 3, 2023. The couple’s 23 year-old son Phil said he witnessed them first arguing over dinner at a Mexican place where Jeff made a gun-like hand gesture at her chest. Then at home, the argument flared up again in the living room when Sheryl screamed “Why don’t you point a real gun at me?” Jeff did, pulling a .40 Glock he kept strapped to his ankle and promptly shooting her in the chest. Jeff then dialed 911 and when the dispatcher asked if he shot his wife the judge said he wasn’t ready to discuss it at the time. Before the cops came he then texted his clerk and said “I just lost it. I just shot my wife. I won’t be in tomorrow. I will be in custody. I’m so sorry.”

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Ryan Routh is so freaking screwed now

Now this headline is not sarcastic as CNN reports none other than convicted felon former President Trump’s defense lawyer from the bench, Judge Aileen Cannon, has been assigned the case against would-be golf course assassin Ryan Routh. He’s going to be buried under a federal prison after a 45-minute trial. Hell his lawyer might as well just quit now and avoid getting sent there too.

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CNN is so freaking screwed now

Watch out CNN, here comes the BOOM from legal mastermind Jesse R Binnall, the Team Kraken member behind former Hunter Biden pal Tony Bobulinski’s defamation lawsuits against Dem New York Congressman Dan Goldman and former Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson, and convicted felon former President Trump’s failed bids to withhold documents from the House January 6th Select Committee and avert getting ruled an insurrectionist and disqualified in Colorado. He’s leading a huge INVESTIGATION into how you used some AI machine to fake comments about jerking off to trans porn 12 years ago! Might as well give up now and save yourselves the pain and suffering!

YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET BINNALLED YOU LEFTIST FAKE NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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Tropical Storm Helene forms, expected to hit Florida hard

National Hurricane Center: “Helene is expected to rapidly intensify and grow in size over the eastern Gulf of Mexico. There is a danger of life-threatening storm surge along the entire west coast of the Florida Peninsula and Florida Big Bend. The highest inundation levels are expected along the coast of the Florida Big Bend. Residents in those areas should follow advice given by local officials and evacuate if told to do so. Damaging hurricane-force winds are expected along portions of coast of the Florida Big Bend, where a Hurricane Warning is now in effect. Preparations to protect life and property should be complete by early Thursday since tropical storm conditions are expected to begin within this area on Thursday. Considerable flash and urban flooding is expected across portions of Florida, the Southeast, southern Appalachians, and the Tennessee Valley Wednesday through Friday. This includes the risk of landslides across the southern Appalachians. Widespread minor to moderate river flooding is likely, and isolated major river flooding is possible.”

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MAGA media still chasing the dragon

From the rest of freelance “journalist” Nick Sortor’s tweet after the cutoff: “The bodyguard says Diddy’s trial would very likely expose high-level officials and celebrities, especially in New York. ‘This is all bigger than Diddy,’ he said without naming names. Hillary Clinton was US Senator for New York while Diddy was supposedly running this traff*cking operation with ‘high-level officials.’ I can’t help but wonder how much she knows.” Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh man, these fucking people, lol.

At the high level you can absolutely say there are similarities between the Jeffrey Epstein and “Diddy” cases. Totally fair to make the comparison of two wealthy scumbags using their money and power to systemically abuse women and girls (though as far we know there’s no underage element to the Combs case). But this asshole and his ilk are trying wayyyyyy to hard to put Combs on Epstein’s level politically, to the point where it’s like they’re experiencing serious withdrawal symptoms after the “Epstein files” left them wanting for some devastating Clinton BOMBSHELL.

Like they really think Hillary sexually abused some 20 year-old model with P Diddy in 2001? And even if she did in what universe does that somehow help the Republican Party win elections now?

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House GOP demands answers on Zelensky visit to Pennsylvania

“We write to express serious concerns about potential violations of US law arising from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s recent visit to Pennsylvania and request a full investigation into the use of US military assets and federal resources in relation to the visit. As reported, President Zelensky visited Scranton, Pennsylvania, on Sunday to tour the Scranton Army Ammunition Plant, a facility that produces military equipment for Ukraine. The Ukrainian President was accompanied exclusively by Democrats including Governor Josh Shapiro, Senator Bob Casey, and Representative Matt Cartwright, forty-two days before the election in the crucial swing state of Pennsylvania.”

“Zelensky’s visit and his comments criticizing the Trump-Vance ticket as ‘too radical,’ as well as arguing that under Vance, ‘America is headed for global conflict,’ smack of a Kamala Campaign stump speech. These actions have raised serious concerns that the visit may have been politically motivated, potentially violating US laws such as the Hatch Act, which prohibits federal employees from engaging in political activities while on duty or using government resources for such activities.”

“Additionally, it has come to our attention that President Zelensky may have flown into Pennsylvania on a US Air Force C-17 military aircraft and was provided Secret Service protection, both of which involve the use of US taxpayer funds. There is concern that these resources were used for purposes unrelated to US national security or bilateral diplomacy but rather to support a politically significant visit ahead of a major US election. If taxpayer dollars were used to facilitate this visit in a way that may violate federal laws or ethical guidelines, it is essential that Congress and the public receive a full accounting of those expenditures and the motivations behind the visit,” write MAGA Congressmen Lance Gooden, Clay Higgins, Andy Biggs, and a bunch of the other more white nationalist members in a letter to the Defense and Justice Department inspectors general.

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Circumstances make for odd bedfellows

National Zero is not Page Six:  we normally do not note which celebrity is sleeping with whom.  But this is the exception:  Sean Combs, the entrepreneur known as P. Diddy with the “P” standing for “predator,” is now rooming in the same cell block in Brooklyn’s  Metropolitan Detention Center as cryptofraud Sam Bankman-Fried, NBC4 in New York reports.

In other cryptofraud news, Bankman-Fried associate Caroline Ellison was sentenced to two years in prison for her role in running a hedge fund connected to SBF’s fraudulent FTX exchange.  The sentence is a fraction of SBF’s 25-year prison sentence, with prosecutors saying Ellison was very cooperative during the investigation.

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Shots fired overnight at Harris campaign office in Arizona

Some asshole fired shots into an empty office used by Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign and the Democratic National Committee in Tempe, Arizona on Monday night, NBC News reports citing a statement from local cops. “We can confirm that on 9/23/24, what appears to be damage from gunfire at… a DNC Campaign Office, was discovered,” said Tempe Police Department, later confirmed by Arizona DNC manager Sean McEnerney who said “Overnight, several shots were fired into our Tempe Democratic Party coordinated campaign office,” adding that no one was injured.

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Titan sub’s location was tracked using pen, paper, and Excel sheet

Not that this is terribly shocking considering they used a friggin Xbox controller to pilot the goddamned thing, but on Tuesday a contractor for imploded undersea expedition company OceanGate testified to a Coast Guard inquiry that she saw the surface team for the Titan sub track its location manually using a pen and notebook along with an Excel spreadsheet, Insider reports.

“There were delays because there was this manual process of first writing down the lat-long coordinates and then typing them in,” said former OceanGate contract employee Antonella Wilby, adding that they then imported data from the spreadsheet into a mapping program. “We tried to do that every five minutes, but it was a lot to do,” she said was fired after calling the system “idiotic.”

Wilby admitted it wasn’t “the most tactful way” to communicate her concerns. “But I do stand by that. It was. It just – the whole system was absolutely idiotic. But that, of course, wasn’t received well after the dive. Wendy Rush told me, ‘Well, we can retrain you so that you understand how the mapping works, because we’ve had this foremost expert design it for us,'” Wilby continued, referring to now-imploded OceanGate founder Stockton Rush’s widow, who apparently worked there too.

You’d think that for $250,000 a ticket that maybe OceanGate could have had the “foremost expert” design a system that would automatically receive the data and spit out the coordinates so they didn’t need to use a friggin Excel spreadsheet to track where their “state of the art” sub was.

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WATCH LIVE: House Dems hold hearing on Project 2025

“Today, Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Democratic Whip Katherine Clark, Democratic Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar and the Democratic Steering and Policy Committee will hold a hearing on Trump’s Project 2025. Featuring testimony from everyday Americans who know firsthand how Trump’s Project 2025 have or will hurt them and their families, this hearing will explore the impact of proposals to criminalize abortion nationwide, hurt the middle class and end Social Security and Medicare as we know it,” says the descriptor on the House Minority Leader’s YouTube page.

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Majority want Trump to grab his balls and debate again: QU poll

A new Quinnipiac University national survey of likely voters finds 64 percent of respondents saying they would like to see another debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and convicted felon former President Trump versus 31 percent saying one was enough. In a very telling revelation about how the respective partisan sides feel about the way it went, among Dem respondents it was 70 percent yes to 26 percent no net +44, while just 58 percent of Republicans said yes to 36 percent no for a net of +22 percent ready for another round of “3-on-1” they can say Trump won anyway.

Trump leads Harris 48 to 47 percent in the full field but they’re tied nationally at 48 head-to-head.

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Former McDonald’s worker leads frequent McDonald’s eater: poll

A new Reuters/Ipsos national survey finds former McDonald’s employee Kamala Harris leading frequent McDonald’s eater Donald Trump 50 to 44 percent among likely voters in the race to lead the country that invented McDonald’s. Harris trails the Big Mac-chomping slob on the question of which would be better for the economy by a mere 43 to 41 percent, an improvement from an 11 point delta in July. In related news McDonald’s is extending its $5 meal deal through December.

In more related news Breitbart’s business/finance beat guy John Nolte on Tuesday printed a piece titled “Media Appear Scared to Confirm Kamala Harris’s McDonald’s Job,” writing “The corrupt corporate media appear terrified to look into the disputed claim that sitting Vice President Kamala Harris once worked at McDonald’s. Over several years, Harris has used the fact she once worked at McDonald’s while attending college to burnish her middle-class bona fides (which are also disputed). Although Harris is 59 years old and has been a public figure for two decades, there is no record of her mentioning this job until 2019, during her failed attempt to run for president.”

“The McDonald’s job has also been part of her 2024 campaign, including being featured prominently in a campaign ad. Nevertheless, there is no public record that shows Harris ever worked at McDonald’s, not in her two memoirs written in 2010 and 2019 and not on a 1987 job application for a law clerk position in the Alameda County District Attorney’s Office that required the applicant list every job held going back ten years, which would have included her time at McDonald’s. Odder still, the Harris campaign refuses to provide confirmation of the job, which could be done easily with old tax documents or simply by naming the franchise location,” Nolte continued in the opinion/analysis.

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