Twitter, Truth Social, Claude AI, ChatGPT, and a shit ton of other sites downstream from Cloudflare, the web’s outage-prone magic Macguffin, have been bricked Tuesday, Tom’s Guide reports.
The dickheads at the service claim to have identified the issue, per Tom’s Guide but that only calls into question why they’re still trusted in the first place to do whatever it is they’re supposed to do.
During recent visit in DC, the talk of everyone was how overt the corruption was. It's at levels you read about in history books. In nearly every department. Lots of, "Do people just think Democrats will never win and they'll all get away with this?"
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 14, 2025
Mike Cernovich is an OG MAGA “influencer,” going all the way back to 2016 and the heady days of Pizzagate and when “alt-right” was first coined. This “reporting” was flagged on Monday by CNN media correspondent Brian Stelter and the Bulwark’s Tim Miller, among other outside observers, as something approximating nervousness of future consequences for the current regime’s profligacy when the Orange God Emperor is finally out of power.
Douchebag former Treasury Secretary/Harvard President Larry Summers told the university’s newspaper the Crimson he will continue to “fulfill my teaching obligations,” but “will be stepping back from public commitments as one part of my broader effort,” after the tranche of Jeffrey Epstein emails obtained by House Oversight revealed extensive ties between Summers and the dead sex trafficker, USA Today reports. Maybe someone else mentioned in those emails should do the same.
Canadian MPs on Monday voted 170 to 168 to approve the federal budget, which screws the Tories out of a chance to take down Prime Minister Mark Carney’s government in snap election next month, the CBC reports. Might’ve helped the Tories if two of their MPs didn’t abstain from the vote, lol.
“Today I authorized my attorneys to file a temporary restraining order against Nancy Ruth Mace in hopes of shutting her up, which I know the whole world appreciates. And I just learned this morning that the judge ruled that ‘Jane Doe’, who is Alexis ‘Ali’ Berg, can no longer remain anonymous. The same applies to the ‘witness,’ Melissa Britton. From this point forward, there are no Jane Does. All parties must be referred to by their real names,” wrote Patrick Bryant on Facebook Monday.
“This restraining order is intended to prevent Nancy Ruth Mace from continuing to publish baseless claims about me on social media without offering a single piece of actual evidence. For two years she has used her platforms to defame me while producing nothing to support her allegations, while I have tried to allow the legal process to run its course. The restraining order also requests the judge to stop her from harassing my attorneys, which she has been doing through profanity filled threats and public smears. None of that should be tolerated from a sitting Congresswoman who has to lead by example,” Bryant continued in the post, replete with pics of the filing against his deranged ex.
Popular media personality Stephen A Smith on Friday absolutely blasted Democrats Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Gavin Newsom, and Chuck Schumer for avoiding his no holds barred, free-for-all radio, podcast, and television shows where he gets real on lots of hot topics, Fox News reports.
“Jasmine Crockett has been on this air — invited on this show for four months,” Smith said as he absolutely panned the reticence of Newsom and Cortez. “AOC has been invited on this show for four months. Gavin Newsom has been invited on this show longer than that. Props to Hakeem Jeffries.”
“He’s a friend of the show, always welcome on here. I like that man. I respect him. Chuck Schumer has been invited on this show. Hasn’t shown up. Where they at?” Smith continued, turning the heat up on the Senate Minority Leader for sticking to grandma TV channels like CNN and C-SPAN.
It’s not clear what Smith said after roasting the Democrats. Perhaps Mediaite will cover it.
“Farm Rich, America’s favorite mozzarella stick brand, is unveiling this fall’s must-have accessory: the Mozzarella Stick Scarf. From snack plates to seasonal style, the Mozzarella Stick Scarf blends cozy fashion and indulgent food that’s toasty, stretchy and delightfully unexpected in the best way.”
“In a season that’s all about warmth, nostalgia and a little indulgence, Farm Rich is turning up the fall fun with this limited-edition scarf inspired by its beloved mozzarella sticks. Designed to look like a golden, crispy mozzarella stick with a gooey, cheesy pull, the Mozzarella Stick Scarf is the ultimate fun foods, fashion statement – a playful reminder that cheese really does make everything better.”
“These exclusive scarves can only be snagged by entering Farm Rich’s social media giveaway on Instagram and Facebook (@farmrichsnacks).* Each scarf is custom-made, ultra-soft and unapologetically cheesy – like biting into a freshly baked mozzarella stick on a crisp fall day,” says a press release from Farm Rich frozen mozzarella sticks and God knows how much the marketing team got paid to come up with this while ordinary schmucks toil in a frigid mozzarella stick factory.
Cartoonish vigilante/former AM radio host/two-time New York City mayoral election loser Curtis Sliwa tells Time he refused to accept a $10 million bribe offered by a set of billionaires desperate to get him to drop out to help Andrew Cuomo win defeat now-Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani.
Sliwa did not name the billionaires (*cough* Bill Ackman, John Catsimatidis) who pretty plainly committed a major federal felony by attempting the bribe. He refused out of hatred for Cuomo.
Acting FEMA Director David Richardson, the dumb schmuck who had no idea hurricane season is a thing when he was hired after the previous FEMA chief was fired for being too pro-FEMA, resigned on Monday ahead of an expected firing for who knows what the dumbass did “wrong,” ABC reports.
The comedy value of the bears vs humans in Japan storyline continued to wane into “Okay seriously what the actual fuck is going on over there?” further on Sunday as a bear was tranquilized and then killed by responders via electrocution (no idea how or why that was the preferred method) after the animal wandered into a mall in Akita Prefecture, the Mainichi reports on the latest incident.
“A staff member made an emergency call to police around 11:20 am to report the entry into the mall of the bear, which was found near the first-floor furniture section. It was tranquilized by a blow dart before being killed by electric shock more than two hours later,” the national daily paper writes in the English version of their website of the encounter at the Aeon Noshiro mall in the town of Noshiro.
“I will be strongly endorsing against any State Senator or House member from the Great State of Indiana that votes against the Republican Party, and our Nation, by not allowing for Redistricting for Congressional seats in the United States House of Representatives as every other State in our Nation is doing, Republican or Democrat. Democrats are trying to steal our seats everywhere, and we’re not going to let this happen! This all began with the Rigged Census. We must keep the Majority at all costs. Republicans must fight back!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, no longer bothering with the bullshit post-hoc justifications that Dems did it in Illinois, etc.
In an order issued on Monday, the federal judge overseeing the very bullshit “case” against former FBI Director James Comey wrote “This matter is before the Court to address the narrow issue of whether there are particularized and factually based grounds to justify the disclosure of grand jury materials to the defense pursuant to Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 6(e)(3)(E)(ii) For the reasons set forth below, the Court finds the record in this case requires the full disclosure of grand jury materials. In so finding, the Court recognizes this is an extraordinary remedy, but given the factually based challenges the defense has raised to the government’s conduct and the prospect that government misconduct may have tainted the grand jury proceedings, disclosure of grand jury materials under these unique circumstances is necessary to fully protect the rights of the accused.”
Emphasis added to stress the “government misconduct” part. That’s bad. Very bad for the regime.
McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski last week told investors that the Golden Arches has been seeing a double-digit drop in sales from lower-income households, the Los Angeles Times reports on a sign that what is still cheap, shitty processed food products becoming something of a luxury item. The CEO said as much, saying that sales from higher-income households swung the opposite direction.
And that’s the backdrop to convicted felon President Trump’s “Affordability Week” as the fat bastard hosts McDonald’s franchisees at an event in DC on Monday, per Axios. There is zero chance that pressuring them to find ways to lower prices takes up more time than him casting doubt on whether former Vice President Kamala Harris ever worked at a McD’s in the 1980s and then his stupid staged campaign stunt when he “worked” the drive-thru at a Pennsylvania location owned by a donor.
There’ll be a lot of that because it’s easier to for him to ramble about than the legendary $18 Big Mac meal at a rest stop on I-95 in Connecticut that MAGA incel podcaster Tim Pool in 2023 gleefully hailed as “the apocalypse for Joe Biden,” that is certainly still costs $18, if not more, now.
You just said MAGA is dead and told people to burn their MAGA hats. Get a grip already.
You’re either MAGA or a Democrat. Time to decide.
One minute you want to destroy Trump, the next you’re kissing his ass. Zero loyalty.
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) November 17, 2025
FBI Director Kash Patel has assigned the SWAT team from the Bureau’s Nashville field office to act as a security detail for his girlfriend, 27 year-old country “star” Alexis Wilkins, MS Now reports on more waste, fraud, and abuse by the Hindu law enforcement official hated in much of MAGAmerica.
“There is no legitimate justification for this. This is a clear abuse of position and misuse of government resources,” said former FBI agent/MS Now contributor Christopher O’Leary. “She is not his spouse, does not live in the same house or even the same city. I would also add that this comes at a time when security details were stripped from people who are under threat from” Iran.
Super plugged-in Beltway GOP megadonor-friendly bullet-point factory Axios has “scooped” (their headline literally says “Scoop: Ted Cruz sets stage for 2028 run with Tucker jabs”) that the Republican Texas Senator is gearing up for a 2028 presidential campaign by feuding with the former top Fox News propagandist over his recent platforming of Neo-Nazi zoomer influencer Nick Fuentes.
“We have a responsibility to speak out even when it’s uncomfortable,” Cruz said in a statement to Axios. “When voices in our own movement push dangerous and misguided ideas, we can’t look the other way. I won’t hesitate to call out those who peddle destructive, vile rhetoric and threaten our principles and our future. Silence in the face of recklessness is not an option,” Cruz continued.
Nothing in the article says anything about Cruz’s plans to appeal to actual voters in a GOP primary and then a general election, something that’ll be the afterthought it usually is in Republican politics. Instead right now this is about getting through to the donor class and bumping off a possible populist rival who, if he runs, will be doing little if any dog-whistling about Jews two years from now.
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