“Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening. Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others. The Naval Blockade will remain in full force and effect until this Transaction is finalized, time and place of the signing to be announced shortly,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, at least the fifth time fatass threatened an apocalyptic attack on Iran and then TACOed.

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A federal magistrate judge on Thursday found leftist perennial New York City candidate Brad Lander not guilty of obstruction over a September 2025 incident in which he and other officials were arrested while demanding access to detention cells, WABC reports on a messaging blow to Lander’s unnecessary current campaign against incumbent New York 10th Dem Congressman Dan Goldman.

Lander, who served with fiduciary mediocrity as the city’s comptroller in the lead-up to a failed mayoral campaign whose only real highlight was a June 2025 arrest at the same ICE gulag, probably could’ve used a guilty verdict since a conviction would have helped polish his image as an edgy, renegade outsider fighting against the establishment and all that. Though a recent Emerson poll put Lander ahead at a stupefying 57 to 23 percent, it was an Emerson poll. That coupled with the fact that Lander recently agreed to a second debate against Goldman this month indicates a much tighter race that hopefully one of the Dems’ most vicious congressional rottweilers survives.

Lol. Per The Hollywood Reporter, which links the booking to FCC incel Brendan Carr’s jihad against Mediaite’s favorite show, neckbearded Vice President JD Vance will sit on ABC’s The View for what will no doubt be a less-than-softball appearance in front of the very anti-MAGA live studio audience.

That’s, uh, something, ain’t it? Like on paper yeah you could see booking the weasely son of a bitch sophist as like an act of submission and in the narrow sense that is theoretically true. Guess we’ll have to see how the appearance goes, but seriously, is there any universe in which he comes out of there feeling like it was time well spent and that he moved the ball down the field?

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— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) June 11, 2026

A grand jury in Indiana last week returned a multi-count indictment against Republican Jennings County Sheriff William K “Kenny” Freeman Jr on charges of two misdemeanor counts of theft, as well as low-level felony counts of official misconduct, obstruction of justice, and perjury over Freeman’s fuckery related to the theft of signs for at least two other candidates’ campaigns, WRTV reports.

State law prohibits sheriffs from running more than twice and as Freeman terms out in January he himself is not on the ballot and the reporting did not specify which candidate(s) he was targeting other than to say that one was running to succeed him as the county’s top cop and another’s bid is for a judgeship. Target them he did however as a GPS device embedded in one of the signs had led state troopers to a trash can on Freeman’s property – where they found the other campaign signs.

Rather than resign, apologize, and write, say, a $1,000 check to each campaign, Freeman instead issued a complaint and summons to both candidates regarding the placement of their signs, which led to the felony charges on top of what would’ve been misdemeanors if they were even prosecuted.

From a post by Twitter user @TheMashreq, the content of which in parts matches quotes carried by CNBC in their reporting on this Thursday Telegram post by Iran’s official Fars News agency:

“With the update of Iran’s military operations target bank, all interests related to economic holdings managed by Elon Musk in West Asia, including Arab countries and Israel, have been entirely included in the initial list for drafting new targets. This action follows the proof of the use of infrastructure managed by Elon Musk, including Starlink, by the US and Israeli armies. Earlier, Musk’s military aid to the US army through the Starshield projects and the launch of military satellites in activities such as earth observation, encrypted communications, and secure data transfer had been revealed.”

“The Starlink ground station located in the occupied territories, Qatar, Jordan, the UAE, and Oman, along with SpaceX shareholders including the infrastructure of two companies, Alfazabi and Mobadele, are among the new targets in Iran’s list. An informed source told Fars that the US army, supported by companies related to Musk, has committed war crimes including attacks on water infrastructure in southern Iran, and the Islamic Republic of Iran reserves the right to attack all facilities related to holdings managed by Musk in the region and the occupied territories.”

So yes, Iran put the word out that they’ll be targeting SpaceX/Grok facilities in the region. Would’ve been funnier if they just did it but Ketamine Brain’s reaction ought to be pretty good either way.

The Orange God Emperor unexpectedly called into the couch show Thursday morning to claim that he’s not frustrated but that the “fake news” is Iran’s best defensive weapon in the war that he started, for which there may be some truth to given that he answered a question about Iran by expressing frustration over the outcome of the California primary election in which his guy Steve Hilton advanced over Dem billionaire Tom Steyer to take on former HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra.

“The Producer Price Index for final demand rose 1.1 percent in May, seasonally adjusted, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Final demand prices advanced 1.1 percent in April and 0.7 percent in March. On an unadjusted basis, the index for final demand increased 6.5 percent for the 12 months ended in May, the largest 12-month rise since moving up 7.4 percent in November 2022.”

“Nearly 80 percent of the May advance in demand prices is attributable to a 2.8-percent increase in the index for final demand goods. Prices for final demand services moved up 0.3 percent. The index for final demand less foods, energy, and trade services rose 0.8 percent in May, the largest advance since increasing 0.9 percent in March 2022. For the 12 months ended in May, prices for final demand less foods, energy, and trade services moved up 5.1 percent, the largest 12-month rise since jumping 5.5 percent in October 2022,” says the US Bureau of Labor Statistics’ monthly Producer Price Index summary which, per CNBC, crushed expectations of just 0.7 percent in a Dow Jones survey.

“The United States will be hitting Iran (Whose Navy, Air Force, Radar, Anti Aircraft, and all other forms of Defense, together with most of its offensive capability, are GONE!), VERY HARD TONIGHT.”

“At some point in the not too distant future, we will be taking Kharg Island, and other oil infrastructure points, and assume total control of their Oil and Gas Markets, much like we have with Venezuela, which is working out brilliantly for both Venezuela and the United States,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, his “Truths” just a collection of the same words.

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— Fox News (@FoxNews) June 11, 2026

“A new Emerson College Polling national survey finds President Donald Trump holds a 39 percent job approval rating, while 55 percent disapprove of the job the president is doing. On the 2026 midterm generic ballot, the Democratic candidate holds a 10-point lead over the Republican candidate, 50 percent to 40 percent,” says the intro to the typically MAGA-friendly pollster’s monthly findings.

Dems led 49 to 42 percent on the generic ballot in Emerson’s July 2018 national poll.

Officials at the NRSC have filed a formal complaint with the Federal Election Commission demanding an investigation into Alaska Republican candidate Dan Sullivan as his presence on the ballot threatens to royally fuck incumbent Alaska Republican Senator Dan Sullivan, Semafor reports.

The complaint alleges Amber Lee, a consultant who has previously worked for top Dem candidate former Congresswoman Mary Peltola, has not been paid for work on the not-Senator Dan Sullivan’s fake campaign… which would make sense if she never actually did any work for his campaign.

The NRSC claims that metadata in the press release PDF points to Lee’s firm as having authored it, demanding that there be some kind of sanctions brought against Peltola for the blatant, LBJ-in-1930s-Texas-level fuckery. All of it would seem a lot more serious if (A) That Republicans wouldn’t have done the same thing if they could’ve found some QAnon fan MAGAlaskan also named Mary Peltola to run as a Democrat (B) If they think that people are going to give a shit that this Amber Lee ever worked for Peltola and, most importantly, (C) That the GOP themselves aren’t responsible for the 21st century FEC being fucking mall cops who couldn’t do anything even if they caught Peltola outside of a polling place personally handing out $100 bills to anyone who promised to vote for her.

PA Gov Shapiro touts free school breakfast in first reelection campaign ad, hopes to add lunch https://t.co/CWENgLTZDl

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) June 11, 2026

Convicted felon President Trump saw no fewer than 22 medical specialists at Walter Reed Army Hospital last month, an extraordinarily high figure twice the 11 he saw last time and also confirming priors on the fat fuck’s grave condition, the Washington Post reports.

American projectiles hit multiple targets across Iran early Thursday local time, in what Fox News’s Jennifer Griffin (the normal woman who’s an actual journalist) reports is a “feeling is that another night of air strikes may bring the Iranians back to the table,” from insider the Trump regime.

National Zero founder and current lone editor Spartan should probably have gone to the hospital on Tuesday due to the sudden onset of some kind of really bad infection, but because his wife is in Miami on business he decided against it, instead curling up on the couch in sweaty, chilly agony.

Spartan wishes to apologize to readers who might have been worried about him. The sweaty, chilly agony persists and may still require hospitalization once wife returns on a rebooked flight.

Another bear season is underway in Japan, by which means that bears are wreaking havoc and threatening to attack people – sometimes fatally – again this year, Reuters reports.

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— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 9, 2026