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Man testifies Afrikaner boss had him feed Black women to pigs

Afrikaner Adrian De Wet, one of three whites facing trial in the 2024 murder of Black women Maria Makgato and Lucia Ndlovu on a farm in South Africa’s northern Limpopo province, turned state’s witness on Monday, testifying to the court that his boss, farmer Zachariah Olivier, forced De Wet to toss the bodies into the pig pen after Olivier had shot the two dead, the BBC reports.

As if that weren’t already fucking horrific enough, De Wet, 20, said Makgato, 45, and Ndlovu, 34, had trespassed onto Olivier’s pig farm not to break into his home or hotwire his car, but to steal some nearly-expired dairy products that had been stored for the pigs to eat. They then became pigs’ food themselves after Olivier killed them and ordered a then-teenage farmhand “under duress” to dispose of their bodies. De Wet’s testimony, if accepted by the court, will earn him immunity and a dismissal.

The other two, Olivier and 50 year-old farm worker William Musora, have yet to enter pleas. But let’s hear more about how there’s “a genocide that’s taking place that you people don’t want to write about. But it’s a terrible thing that’s taking place. And farmers are being killed. They happen to be white, but whether they’re white or Black, it makes no difference to me, but white farmers are being brutally killed and their land is being confiscated in South Africa and the newspapers and the media, television media doesn’t even talk about it.” That is unless you forgot about it three months ago because it’s hard to remember to continually assert there’s a genocide when there is no genocide.

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Heads are really rolling in Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia, the monarchial petrostate famous for dismemberments, is on track for a record year of executions by beheading, CBS News reports, with 17 necks turned to stumps since Friday alone.

Prince Mohammed Bonesaw’s goons carried out 239 executions so far this year, well on track to exceed last year’s 338, a record since reliable-ish figures were made available in the early 1990s.

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California’s in such bad shape that Rupert Murdoch’s launching a print newspaper to cover the state’s social and economic decline

The launch announcement literally says “The content will appear in a daily print edition and will have its own dedicated homepage for Californians with stories being published across multiple other platforms, including video, audio and social media,” emphasis added on that particularly insane part.

One small quibble: The “New York” in “New York Post” does not denote the state of New York, it’s the city of New York. The tweet says outright it’s going to be based in Los Angeles, so why “California” and not the “Los Angeles Post”? Yes, there’s a “Los Angeles Post” at LAPost.com but that looks like an AI-generated content mill that could’ve been bought up for a pittance.

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Italian cops arrest 13 cheap Chinese replacements for local mafia

Cops in Italy on Monday announced the arrests of 13 people connected to Chinese mafia crews on charges such as drug dealing, sex trafficking, and aggravated robbery following a nationwide sweep amid the gangs’ growing presence in the traditional homeland of organized crime – and where good old fashioned La Cosa Nostra and Ndrangheta are on the wane, Reuters reports.

The numbers don’t lie: In 1991 in Sicily there were at least 253 murders connected to mafia activity, in 2020 there were four of them. Meanwhile these Chinese crews have blasted at least two people in Rome this year alone as part of the “Hanger War,” an internecine turf battle over control of the luxury clothing trade. A direct comparison in illicit revenue within Italy is tough to come by but that the Chinese gangs are estimated to have minted €13 billion across the EU last year vs €10.7 billion for the locals in their country. Either way it’s clear the Temu Don Corleones are kicking serious ass.

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Rasmussen finds majority of respondents to agree in 2025 that Obama committed crimes before, during, and after 2016 election

Rasmussen Reports, the pollster that in 2023 found a majority of Republican respondents to agree that Mike Lindell should be the chair of the RNC, last week found a majority of respondents – 54 percent – to “believe it’s likely that members of President Barack Obama’s national security team committed crimes when they manipulated and manufactured intelligence to promote a false narrative about Russia and Donald Trump, including 37 percent who consider it Very Likely.”

Exactly how they found this majority is unclear, but it most likely required a good deal of trial-and-error in which the question was re-worded continually during as the survey was conducted, that it began with “Do you believe Obama and his team committed crimes connected to the 2016 election?” to “Recent reports from trustworthy sources indicate that former President Barack Hussein Obama, a Kenyan-born Muslim, had committed treason and tried to overturn President Trump’s historic landslide 2016 election victory. If true, should Obama be executed?”

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Trump misspells name of new sex object of his vile obsessions

“Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the HOTTEST ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are ‘flying of the shelves.’ Go get ‘em Sidney. On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE, advertisement, THAT IS A DISASTER. The CEO just resigned, the company is in turmoil. Shouldn’t they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short but very Woke campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS LOST. Or just look at Woke singer Taylor Swift.”

“Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can’t stand her,” wrote convicted felon President Trump on Monday. It’s Sydney Sweeney, Señor Tiny Weenie.

The demented Truth Social missive was a break from the actual governing and policy-ish work of justifying his impulsive, Stalinesque firing of the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics just hours after they handed him a shitty monthly employment report on Friday. “Last weeks Job’s Report was RIGGED, just like the numbers prior to the Presidential Election were Rigged. That’s why, in both cases, there was massive, record setting revisions, in favor of the Radical Left Democrats.”

“Those big adjustments were made to cover up, and level out, the FAKE political numbers that were CONCOCTED in order to make a great Republican Success look less stellar!!! I will pick an exceptional replacement. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAGA!” Trump posted, obviously realizing he fucked up but digging deeper as the fat fucking baby is wont to do.

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California Republican to intro bill banning redistricting before 2030

Republican California Congressman Kevin Kiley is, supposedly, according to a tweet and not an article by Breitbart, planning to intro a bill in the House banning redistricting before 2030, effectively asking his party to stand down in Texas so his district does not end up getting erased by Golden State Dems in retaliation for the MAGA Republican power grab in the Lone Star State.

“Is this a Panican move?” Breitbart’s social media schmuck wrote in the tweet after the “reporting.”

The reception from Kiley’s GOP colleagues will all but certainly end up being like that of Republican Senators in early 2022, who expressed zero interest in remedying gerrymandering nationally even after the post-2021 map produced no real advantages for them in the House.

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Denmark zoo asks locals to donate small pets

“Chickens, rabbits and guinea pigs make up an important part of the diet of our predators, especially the European lynx – which needs whole prey, which is reminiscent of what it would naturally hunt in the wild 🐾 In zoos we have a responsibility to imitate the natural food chain of the animals – in terms of both animal welfare and professional integrity 🤝 If you have a healthy animal that has to leave for various reasons, feel free to donate it to us. The animals are gently euthanized by trained staff and used as fodder. That way, nothing goes to waste – and we ensure natural behavior, nutrition and well-being of our predators ♻️💕” says an auto-translated Facebook post from the Aalborg Zoo in the town of the same name in Denmark. The “gently euthanized” part seems a little dicey.

The post links to a page on the zoo’s website, which goes into further detail and hypes the tax savings for live horse donations. “Aalborg Zoo gratefully receives live horses, which we euthanize and slaughter for food at Aalborg Zoo. Our needs vary throughout the year, and there may be a waiting list. Before you consider contacting us regarding donation, the following conditions must be met: You must provide your name, address and phone number when registering the horse…”

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Lifeless body of Idaho man’s girlfriend recovered by police

Cops in Caribou County, Idaho are seeking an unidentified Idaho man to issue a littering citation after he disposed of his girlfriend’s lifeless body in the Blackfoot River sometime last week, leading to a manpower-intensive three-hour search for the remains, East Idaho News reports.

“When my team went in and pulled it out of the water, that’s when they realized it was just a life-size companion doll,” said Caribou County Sheriff Adam Mabey, adding he “was hoping it’d blow over and no one would ever hear about” his deputies having chased down some incel’s discarded sex doll.

Mabey was however at least satisfied with how his department’s response went as an unscheduled, unintended training drill, saying he’d “rather go all out and make sure we did everything properly at a scene… than to rush in and do something and find out we should’ve done something more.”

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Former football coach launches Senate campaign in Georgia

Former Tennessee state NCAA football coach Derek Dooley on Monday launched his campaign to take on extremist fanboys MAGA Congressmen Buddy Carter and Mike Collins for the nomination to face Dem incumbent Jon Ossoff in 2026, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

“I haven’t known a president in my lifetime who’s been able to achieve these kinds of results. That’s what the people want,” Dooley said in his ball-sucking launch ad. “They want someone who is going to mean what they say, say what they mean. And then go deliver results.”

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The History of the Decline and Fall of the MAGA Conspiracy Empire

There’s a joke going around on the smart political writers and podcasters these days. It might be old, it might be new, and would absolutely credit whoever came up with it if they could be identified, but it goes like this: A JFK assassination truther dies and, having lived an otherwise pious and virtuous life, he’s welcomed into Heaven and given an audience with God. Naturally the first thing the departed soul asks is “What actually happened in Dealey Plaza?” and God says “Lee Harvey Oswald took a Carcano .38 up the Texas Book Depository and fired three shots at Kennedy’s car, with two of the bullets fatally striking the president. He was the only shooter and he acted alone.”

The truther then says “Oh no. This goes higher than I thought. They even got to God himself!”

MAGA will persist. There will still be the hats, the rallies, the stupid bullshit from ProudPatriots.com, the Trump flags, and everything in between. The fascist batshittery of the American right wing that preceded the rise of and then was supercharged by convicted felon President Trump in 2016 will remain energized for decades and will in all likelihood be picked up by another sui generis leader who can channel it. Maybe more masterfully, maybe less, maybe the same level. The right wing grift-o-sphere has plenty of future ahead of it even if its Dear Leader has both a constitutional and gerontological expiration date within sight by the end of the decade (subject to change).

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Reichsministers go big on the Sunday morning circuit: Live Updates

Republican members of Congress are fun (or “fun”) to watch on Sunday morning shows as they struggle with their narratives imploding on contact with actual scrutiny, weak spots that they’re far more susceptible to given their disposition as elected officials who have to answer to their own constituencies whose loyalty to the Orange God Emperor varies. Which could be why there’s only one Congressional Republican, Lindsey Graham, sitting for an interview this Sunday – and on the safest show, Maria Bartiromo’s, to boot. Which leaves the rest of the GOP booking gaps to be filled by Stephen “Baby Goebbels” Miller, dipshit Dr Oz, regime Economic Spokeswiener Kevin Hassett, and EPA maladministrator Lee Zeldin to go out there with all the confidence of mediocre white men who don’t have the problem of directly answering to voters who occasionally won’t buy their bullshit.

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Fat bastard rages at daughter-in-law Lara’s booking choice

“The very wonderful and talented Lara Trump, whose show is a big ratings success, put racist sleazebag Charlamagne ‘The God’ (Why is he allowed to use the word ‘GOD’ when describing himself? Can anyone imagine the uproar there would be if I used that nickname?). He’s a Low IQ individual, has no idea what words are coming out of his mouth, and knows nothing about me or what I have done – like just ending 5 Wars, including a 31 year bloodbath between Republic of the Congo and Rwanda, where Seven Million people have died, and there was no end in sight.”

“He didn’t know that, or India and Pakistan or, wiping out Iran’s nuclear capabilities, or closing the horrendous open Border, or creating the greatest economy, where prices and Inflation have come way down, and where STUPID and CORRUPT JOE BIDEN set the record for doing the Worst Job as President, EVER. But this dope, Charlamagne, would vote for Sleepy Joe or Kamala? Remember, one year ago our Country was DEAD, now it’s the ‘HOTTEST’ Country anywhere in the World,” posted convicted felon President Trump at 1:50 AM on Sunday, furious that Lara would ever book that “Charlamagne” douche for her Saturday night show on Fox News.

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K$H tired of media questioning his nonsense conspiracy theories

“The media called me a liar. Now I’m the FBI Director: We just uncovered burn bags/room filled with hidden Russia Gate files, including the Durham annex, and declassified them. Once again, I released the prior FBI’s own documents and exposed the truth. The same media is calling me a liar again.”

“Maybe this FBI will release more docs directly, from FBI HQ… so we can see who is lying- wouldn’t want to deprive the fake news of more bogus Pulitzers. And then… 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸,” K$H continued.

Notice how he left out the files that he said he was going to release months ago?

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