Categories
Uncategorized

Recovery operation gets lucky, in a very freaking horrible way

“On December 29, 2025, at about 11:30 am, personnel from the Sheriff’s Search and Rescue team and the Fontana Sheriff’s Station responded to a request to locate an injured 19 year-old male hiker near Devils Backbone. The hiker reportedly fell approximately 500 feet. His friend and hiking companion hiked to an area with cellular service and provided GPS coordinates to assist rescuers.”

“Search and Rescue ground crews began their ascent while Sheriff’s Air Rescue initiated an aerial search. During the aerial search, deputies located the injured hiker and located two additional individuals nearby who have not been identified. Due to severe winds, the helicopter was unable to safely complete the rescue. At approximately 7:30 pm, an airship from Los Angeles County assisted in the effort. High winds again prevented a hoist operation; however, an air medic was hoisted down and confirmed all three individuals were deceased. Due to severe winds, the helicopter was unable to safely complete the rescue,” says a press release from the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Office.

Damn. Hopefully next time they search for one missing hiker they find three still alive.

Categories
Uncategorized

Fox News reports Trump let all the frauding happen during first term

Categories
Uncategorized

Not clear if RFK Jr blaming COVID vax for cousin Tatiana’s death yet

It’s not clear if Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has blamed the COVID-19 vaccines yet for the death of his cousin, 35 year-old Tatiana Schlossberg, who Politico reports died Tuesday at the age of 35 from acute myeloid leukemia, leaving two young children behind.

Kennedy Jr, was the target of intense criticism from Schlossberg in an essay she published last month announcing her terminal diagnosis with the aggressive cancer, writing “As I spent more and more of my life under the care of doctors, nurses, and researchers striving to improve the lives of others, I watched as Bobby cut nearly a half billion dollars for research into mRNA vaccines, technology that could be used against certain cancers,” so yeah Bobby Brainworms probably is going to double down and lament his kin’s death as a tragic consequence of the “clot shot.”

Brainworms has apparently remained silent on the desecration of his uncle and Tatiana’s grandfather John’s memory by his boss, Donald Trump, with whom Brainworms made a pact in 2024 to help Trump get elected in exchange to lead the systemic willful destruction of US public health policy.

Categories
Uncategorized

Hissy catfight rages in front of amused gawkers

Categories
Uncategorized

Patriots WR charged with not as bad as Aaron Hernandez

Look it’s bad that star New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs is facing charges felony strangulation/suffocation and misdemeanor assault according to Boston 25 News but at least it wasn’t what Aaron Hernandez did – even if Diggs’s attorney disclosed to the court that his client attempted to reach a financial settlement with the victim, thus effectively an admission of guilt.

Domestic assault is bad. Worse is what Aaron Hernandez did back in 2013. He freaking executed his brother-in-law, shot him like a dog and left his body on a pile of gravel in some shitty industrial park and the dude wasn’t even the first guy Hernandez was credibly suspected of having murdered. No, the now-deceased star tight end was also killed two guys in Boston a year earlier AND also shot his best friend in the eye in a parking lot in Miami. Aaron Hernandez was a freaking monster.

Stefon Diggs is an amateur in comparison. What Hernandez did NOT do however is get arrested while the Pats are going into their first playoff run since 2021. Sucks for them and their asshole fans.

Categories
Uncategorized

German thieves pull off pretty kickass bank vault heist

A German crew pulled off a pretty kickass bank vault heist in the town of Gelsenkirchen over the weekend, drilling through a wall and making off with anywhere between 10 and 90 million euros worth of valuables stored in safe deposit boxes in the early morning hours, the AP reports.

The gaping hole in the wall of the vault wasn’t discovered until a fire alarm tripped at 4 AM Monday and firefighters responded. Witnesses told cops they saw men walking through an adjacent parking garage carrying large bags at various times over the weekend while cams also caught guys in masks using a stolen vehicle. Local media reports that the heist could be the largest in German history.

Categories
Uncategorized

Democrats need to take this Minnesota scandal seriously

Look libs, just because a semi-trillionaire drug addict with urinary incontinence from years of ketamine abuse is hurling racial invective over an otherwise not particularly remarkable graft story he’s extremely unlikely to have a complete let alone even cursory understanding of doesn’t mean you can just ignore it as a political liability for the Democrats in the midterms.

Categories
Uncategorized

Reuters reports port-a-potty corp trying to “wipe” $2.4 billion debt

Global newswire service Reuters on Monday reported that New Jersey-based firm United Site Services, owner of 350,000 portable toilets, is trying to “wipe” away $2.4 billion in debt, a completely juvenile and inappropriate phrasing to describe a bankruptcy declaration.

Seriously, just grow up and call it a “shitload” of debt. We’re all adults here.

Categories
Uncategorized

Team Orange told of Homan bribery days before inauguration

Convicted felon President Trump’s transition team were told days before the fat bastard returned to power back in January that their top immigration obergruppenfuhrer Tom Homan – who by that point had already been named the “border czar” – had months earlier accepted a $50,000 cash bribe from FBI agents posing as private prison contractors, MS Now reports. The information was handed to then-Trump defense lawyer Emil Bove at that late point simply because Homan had refused to submit to an FBI background check before Trump had him set on the federal payroll.

And yeah, Homan’s still collecting a taxpayer salary with no evidence that he was forced to give the $50,000 back to the FBI’s operating budget. Plus who knows how many other bribes he accepted.

Categories
Uncategorized

Ivermectin activists to hold rally outside of NYC City Hall

A coalition of groups demanding access to ivermectin and other horse medications to treat certain ailments will be holding an action rally outside of New York’s City Hall on Tuesday, ABC 7 reports.

The purposely stupid headline and lede here are still technically true as the noon rally will be put on by advocacy groups including New Yorkers for Clean, Livable, and Safe Streets (NYCLASS) and PETA to call for an immediate halt to horse carriage rides after the owners refused a city-hired equine veterinarian to conduct basic health and welfare exams on the animals stabled in Central Park. The exams weren’t optional as city law now mandates access to the horses, so it wasn’t clear why the hell nobody got a court order and a sheriff’s deputy to allow the vet into the stables. Per ABC 7 the vet nonetheless noted signs of possible neglect of the beasts of tourist burden.

Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani has previously indicated support for both a ban on the carriages as well as authorizing a study on what ABC 7 says is a “decades-old industry,” which is an interesting way of describing a horse-powered transport. Think it might be a little older than a few decades.

Categories
Uncategorized

Regime de-honors Black GIs killed in Netherlands WWII battles

Two displays honoring the heroism of Black US Army soldiers who fought to liberate northern Europe from the Third Reich have been removed from an American military cemetery in Margraten, Netherlands the final resting place for roughly 8,300 US soldiers, the AP reports on more of this “anti-woke” bullshit from Pete Hegseth translating into just utterly disgraceful behavior.

One of the panels described the US policy of racial segregation in place during World War II. Which is bad enough to erase but if the stated goal is to deemphasize such history then how the hell do you justify the removal of the other one, the story of 23 year-old George H Pruitt? What’s so “DEI” about simply detailing the life and service of a Black soldier who died attempting to rescue another GI from drowning in 1945 and is buried at the cemetery? Was he some woke activist or something?

“It’s an important part of history,” said Cor Linssen, the 79 year-old son of a Black American soldier and a Dutch mother who grew up in the area, adding “They should put the panels back.”

Categories
Uncategorized

CIA drone struck Venezula port earlier this month

Turns out that convicted felon President Trump wasn’t lying so much as recklessly opening his fat fucking mouth again on Friday when he told NYC right wing radio oligarch John Catsimatidis that US munitions hit a “big plant or a big facility” on a shoreline in Venezuela as CNN reports that a CIA drone did indeed attack such a target earlier this month. The facility, whatever it was, was deserted at the time and there were no casualties. A source said the attack was “largely symbolic.”

Categories
Uncategorized

The Road is Open Again: Strangers in Egypt

There’s the other side to right wing antisemitism in 2020s America, specifically certain people whose actions and words certainly are not lowering the temperature. Quite the opposite actually:

Congressman Randy Fine (R-FL) enjoys a snack in a hyperreal depiction of his rhetoric.

“MRRGHGH SOMALIANS AGGGAGAGGGGGHHHHHH ILHAN OMAR UFGFGBBB TIM WALZ IS A RETART N HE’S TURNED MINNEAPOLIS INTO MOGADISHUUU GHGGGH WE HAV TO DEPORT ALL TEH FUCKIN SOMALIANS NOW NOW NOW NOW OR AMERICA IS LOST 4EVER!!!!111!!!”

Thus concludes that comprehensive summary of right wing media over the past few days, the hype machine turned up to an 11 over the actually years-long investigation into graft by non-profits charged with disbursing state and federal funds for food assistance and childcare programs in Minnesota. It was friggin last September that scary old hag Congresswoman Virginia Foxx subpoenaed then-Vice Presidential candidate and still-Governor Tim Walz to testify about “the multi-million-dollar fraud that has occurred under your tenure” and literally nothing has changed in terms of new revelations into his involvement. There were last month a few arrests of low-level peons in on the racket, but that’s all that really juiced the news for a MAGA propaganda-industrial complex that had been absolutely dying for a new narrative amid a very bad stretch.

Now there is definitely a legitimate scandal underneath, but it’s not particularly novel or even that large by the standards of other massive grifts in the world of waste, fraud, and abuse of funds disbursed to non-profits charged with providing assistance to the less fortunate. Look no further than Brett Farve’s daughter’s cow college’s $4 million volleyball gym, fat Mark Robinson’s wife’s meals on wheels scam, and Casey DeSantis’s $10 million Hope Florida Foundation racket.

Categories
Uncategorized

Jeffries announces some kind of rogue January 6th hearing

“We must never forget the horrors of January 6th and will continue to honor the brave law enforcement officers who were injured and lost their lives defending the rule of law in the US.”

“To that end, on the fifth anniversary of that fateful day, led by the Honorable Bennie Thompson and the Members of the January 6th Select Committee, House Democrats will hold a special hearing that will commence at 10:00 am. At the hearing, we will examine ongoing threats to free and fair elections posed by an out-of-control Trump administration, expose the election deniers who hold high-level positions of significance in the executive branch and detail the threats to public safety posed by the hundreds of violent felons who were pardoned on the President’s first day in office,” says House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries in a memo to the Democratic caucus.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Some of you may die, but it’s a risk Trump is willing to take

1 hour ago

Three US troops KIA so far in region: Live update Sunday

7 hours ago

Former Iranian President Mahmoud Amhadinejad killed in strike

7 hours ago

Washington state AI’s “Spanish” option just English with an accent

8 hours ago

IDF celebrates pew-peweing middle manager

10 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah celebrates regular Ayatollah’s demise

24 hours ago

Ayatollah confirmed dead: Israelis

1 day ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

1 day ago

Israeli intel thinks Ayatollah dead

1 day ago

Presidential address canceled

1 day ago

Tulsi should probably delete this

1 day ago

“All I want is freedom for the people”

1 day ago

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

2 days ago

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

2 days ago

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

2 days ago

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

2 days ago

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

2 days ago

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

2 days ago

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

2 days ago

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

2 days ago

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

2 days ago

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

2 days ago

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

2 days ago

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

2 days ago

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

2 days ago

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

2 days ago

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

2 days ago

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

2 days ago

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

2 days ago

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

2 days ago

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

2 days ago

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

3 days ago

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

3 days ago

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

3 days ago

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

3 days ago

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

3 days ago

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

3 days ago

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

3 days ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

3 days ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

3 days ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

3 days ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

3 days ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

3 days ago

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

3 days ago

Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

3 days ago

“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

3 days ago

Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x