Once again the means with which Tim Scott sells this fucking crypto bill that needs 60 votes to pass the Senate make, in the absence of all other details, it sound like a complete scam. What the actual fuck does it have to do with retail prices for people who don’t want anything to do with digital Monopoly money? This is a reach even for the idiots who watch stupid Maria Bartiromo’s show.

“The iconic Cup Noodles® has a new flame – and it’s a big dill. Nissin Foods USA introduces a flavor no one saw coming with the launch of its limited-edition Cup Noodles® Dill Pickle. Like any summer fling, this one’s fleeting, and not here forever so be sure to get it while it lasts,” says a press release from Nissin “Foods,” the nipo-thralled sodium-mongers whose microwaveable decoctions were already a curse upon this earth before they started with this bizarre shit about “summer flings.”

“The daring flavor mashup makes its debut just as pickles are having their moment on social – with over 321 million posts on TikTok and counting – fueling the brine-filled buzz. Combining the sharp zing of dill pickles with the savory satisfaction of noodles, Cup Noodles Dill Pickle feeds consumers’ pickle obsession with an unexpected ramen experience. Whether you’re catching feelings poolside or leveling up your movie date night snack, this dill-licious experience is ready in a quick five minutes. For those looking to turn up the tang, pair your noodles with a crunchy pickle spear for the ultimate savory-sour snack remix,” the hype continued and that “dill-licious” is just extra disgusting.

Like the heinous food-like products were already gross enough and now they gotta make this all sexual with talk about fluids and seasonal dalliances and goddamn it’s all too much. Just too much.

Speaking on the phone to ABC’s Jonathan Karl about Israel’s attack on Iran on Friday, TACO Man said “I think it’s been excellent,” Trump said. “We gave them a chance and they didn’t take it. They got hit hard, very hard. They got hit about as hard as you’re going to get hit. And there’s more to come. A lot more.” Asked if the US was at all involved, Trump said “I don’t want to comment on that.”

🚨 A direct strike on Iran right now would disastrously split the Trump coalition. Trump smartly ran against starting new wars, this is what the swing states voted for – the midterms are not far and Congress’ majority is already razor-thin. America First!

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 12, 2025

The craziest thing about the Israeli strikes on Iran tonight is that earlier this week, CBS reported that Trump mass deportation program is supported by 54% of the American people, an absolute majority

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 13, 2025

“I gave Iran chance after chance to make a deal. I told them, in the strongest of words, to ‘just do it,’ but no matter how hard they tried, no matter how close they got, they just couldn’t get it done. I told them it would be much worse than anything they know, anticipated, or were told, that the United States makes the best and most lethal military equipment anywhere in the World, BY FAR, and that Israel has a lot of it, with much more to come – And they know how to use it. Certain Iranian hardliner’s spoke bravely, but they didn’t know what was about to happen. They are all DEAD now.”

“And it will only get worse! There has already been great death and destruction, but there is still time to make this slaughter, with the next already planned attacks being even more brutal, come to an end. Iran must make a deal, before there is nothing left, and save what was once known as the Iranian Empire. No more death, no more destruction, JUST DO IT, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. God Bless You All!” posted TACO Man on Friday, making it clear he could not or would not actually stop Israel from attacking while he was trying to “negotiate” with Iran on their nuclear program.

Four fucking years of endless “This never would’ve happened if I was still in office” and it took not even five months for that to blow up like the Iranian Revolutionary Guard’s leadership. Fanboys can tell each other whatever bullshit they want. No amount of goalpost moving is going to change the fact that Israel never attacked Iran and threatened a larger war when Joe Biden was president.

Ahead of the Hitlerian speech by convicted felon President Trump to a self-selected audience at Fort Bragg in North Carolina on Tuesday, commanders on the base tell Military.com they had tried to push back and prevent a pop-up shop full of Chinese-made MAGA merch from being allowed on the installation for the obvious reasons that they did not want the appearance of political favor, etc.

Of course they were overruled and the shop by vendor, 365 Campaign, was on the base anyway, selling “Make America Great Again” chain necklaces and the fake credit card that says “White Privilege Card: Trumps Everything.” Which means that, in a way, the Trump regime was far closer to directly than indirectly endorsing the sale of a literal symbol of white supremacy to Army soldiers.

This should proooooooobably be a bigger deal than the mainstream media will make out of it.

Just to preface this: The article from CapeTownEtc.com headlined “Afrikaner family stranded in the US appeals for help after seeking refuge” does seem rather weakly sourced because it’s from a TikTok video that’s already been deleted. However you might end up feeling considerably more assured of the verisimilitude of TikToker @catpmt‘s story given that she pinned an explanatory post.

“Thank you for visiting my page. The video you have come to see has been taken down due to constant flagging by the platform for bullying. It has also caused enough damage by fanning the flames of a fire that I did not realize existed. My hope is to use this page to show the difficulties and challenges a person faces when moving country, but in a fun and educational way. The correct people have now stepped in to make sure all parties get what they need,” @catpmt wrote.

All that out of the way, CapeTownEtc reports that in the now-deleted video posted this week, @catpmt – by all appearances an native English-speaking Capetonian, and not an Afrikaner, now likely living in Montana (hence the “mt”) – described one of the MAGAfrikaner “refugee” families as being stranded in a hotel by the Trump Regime without employment or any prospects of moving out.

Thank you President Trump!!

The American people aren’t interested in foreign wars. They’re actually thrilled you’re sending in the National Guard to stop the Democrat-funded war against America. pic.twitter.com/eTOtf8xGDA

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) June 12, 2025

“On June 6, 2025, the government initiated immigration raids across the City of Los Angeles. Protests swiftly followed, and some individuals involved in those protests were unruly and even violent. State and local law enforcement responded. The following day, President Trump ordered that members of the California National Guard be federalized, and thereupon assumed control of those forces. At this early stage of the proceedings, the Court must determine whether the President followed the congressionally mandated procedure for his actions. He did not.”

“His actions were illegal—both exceeding the scope of his statutory authority and violating the Tenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. He must therefore return control of the California National Guard to the Governor of the State of California forthwith,” wrote US District Judge Charles Breyer in his initial ruling in California v Trump. Breyer stayed the order until Friday morning to give the Trump Regime time to appeal – which of course they will – however.

“Following the State of Israel’s preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected in the immediate future,” says Israeli Defense Minister Izzy Katz in a statement via Axios’s sometimes fuckup-prone reporter Barak Ravid.

Suckretary of State Marco Rubio further confirmed the attack in a statement. “Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We are not involved in strikes against Iran and our top priority is protecting American forces in the region. Israel advised us that they believe this action was necessary for its self-defense. President Trump and the Administration have taken all necessary steps to protect our forces and remain in close contact with our regional partners. Let me be clear: Iran should not target US interests or personnel,” said Rubio. Big man words there with “should not.”

Meanwhile CNN reports this isn’t going to be just a one-and-done attack as the operation is expected to last several days. And of course Trump lied about being the “president of peace.”

“The Biden Administration and Governor Newscum flooded America with 21 Million Illegal Aliens, destroying Schools, Hospitals and Communities, and consuming untold Billions of Dollars in Free Welfare. All of them have to go home, as do countless other Illegals and Criminals, who will turn us into a bankrupt 3rd World Nation. America was invaded and occupied. I am reversing the Invasion.”

“It’s called Remigration. Our courageous ICE Officers, who are daily being subjected to doxxing and murder threats, are HEROES. We will always have their back as they carry out this noble mission. America will be for Americans again!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, going all blood and soil again after probably getting some blowback from his white nationalist fans.

Asked by the Fox News idiot whatever he name is about convicted felon President Trump now starting to go soft on zero tolerance for undocumented immigrants, dog murdering DHS Secretary Kristi Noem on Thursday interpreted his words differently and decided to say what the president wants rather than what he said, quickly changing the subject by urging illegals to “self-deport.”

Officials in both convicted felon President Trump and Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s regimes tell the Wall Street Journal that the anticipated IDF strike on Iran’s suspected nuclear facilities could come “within days” and hinges on the expected failure of negotiations with Tehran’s regime.

House Republicans passed $9.4 billion in rescissions to PBS/NPR and foreign aid Thursday after pussy-ass bitch Long Island Congressman Nick LaLota flipped from a no to a yes at the last second.

Senator Padilla chose disrespectful political theatre and interrupted a live press conference without identifying himself or having his Senate security pin on as he lunged toward Secretary Noem.

Mr. Padilla was told repeatedly to back away and did not comply with officers’… https://t.co/5TGxrRZ2Ex

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) June 12, 2025

“Mr Padilla was told repeatedly to back away and did not comply with officers’ repeated commands. @SecretService thought he was an attacker and officers acted appropriately. Secretary Noem met with Senator Padilla after and held a 15 minute meeting,” says the rest of the tweet after the cutoff.

White nationalist alcoholic Fox News host-turned-Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth dumped somewhere between $100,000 and $550,000 worth of shares of Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Walmart, Lowe’s, and other major brands just before Liberation Day tanked their value, NOTUS reports.

“Today, the Office of US Senator Alex Padilla (D-Calif), Ranking Member of the Senate Judiciary Immigration Subcommittee, released the following statement after Padilla was forcibly removed from Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s press conference while performing Congressional oversight in Los Angeles: ‘Senator Padilla is currently in Los Angeles exercising his duty to perform Congressional oversight of the federal government’s operations in Los Angeles and across California. He was in the federal building to receive a briefing with General Guillot and was listening to Secretary Noem’s press conference. He tried to ask the Secretary a question, and was forcibly removed by federal agents, forced to the ground and handcuffed. He is not currently detained, and we are working to get additional information,'” says Padilla’s office in a statement after the arrest.

At least one passenger did, incredibly, survive Thursday’s crash of Air India Flight 171, and without life-threatening injuries, the Hindustan Times reports. British citizen Vishwash Kumar Ramesh, 40, lucid enough to speak from his hospital bed after suffering “impact injuries” to his chest, eyes, and feet, says he heard a loud noise before the plane suddenly dropped immediately after takeoff.

“When I got up, there were bodies all around me. I was scared. I stood up and ran. There were pieces of the plane all around me. Someone grabbed hold of me and put me in an ambulance and brought me to the hospital,” Ramesh told the Times. Sadly Ramesh likely lost his brother, 45 year-old Ajay, with whom Vishwash was returning home to the UK after visiting family in India, as Ajay was seated in another row. The Times’s article says Vishwash was in seat 11A, which would be the window seat in economy class on the left wing in a typical configuration. Pretty freaking random.

#Truth https://t.co/OYmHCXcdda

— R.J. May III (@RJMayIII) October 10, 2022

Well you already guessed what South Carolina state Representative RJ May, vice chair of the state House’s Freedom Caucasians was arrested for. Or were pretty close if you guessed child molestation/statutory rape. It was actually child porn, per the South Carolina Public Radio, who report that federal prosecutors hit May with 10 counts of distributing sexual abuse material involving children. May’s screen name in the dark web child porn forums was “joebidennnn69.”

The sick son of a bitch knew it was coming too, per SCPR, whose report states that May’s home was raided by Homeland Security in August 2024 – which no media or voters caught wind of – and still stood for reelection three months later. “With a looming indictment, May continued to show up for the South Carolina legislative session that began Jan 14 and officially ended May 8. Unlike his early years in the Statehouse, however, May stayed mostly at his desk,” SCPR writes of the Republican’s fleeting time remaining in office was spent while he knew the hammer was about to drop.

“The South Carolina Freedom Caucus stands firmly for the rule of law and the protection of children. Representative RJ May has been expelled from our caucus. He has not been involved in the operations of the caucus since August of 2024. We call for his immediate resignation from the House. Although formal charges have not been made public yet, all indications are that these indictments will be for child sex abuse materials. These crimes are heinous and we expect that they will be fully investigated. We pray justice is served,” the Freedom Caucasians announced in a statement Wednesday night, pretending they barely knew the guy in typical MAGA fashion.

The jury in fat rapey former Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein’s second Manhattan trial couldn’t come together on the third and final charge on Thursday – which was rape – leading the judge to declare a mistrial, WNBC reports, leaving the asshole still guilty on one count of first-degree criminal sexual act in regard to victim Miriam Haley, not guilty of criminal sex act in connection to Koja Sokola’s allegations, and deadlocked on the third-degree rape of accuser Jennifer Mann.